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tr1age

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Dear Kali,

I am having a(n) Smelly time at camp. The counselour is Horny and the food is Brown. I metRiga and we became Adorable friends. Unfortunately, Riga is Diseased and I Fucked myBoob so we couldn`t go Fucking like everybody else. I need more Vaginas and a Cowsharpener, so please Often Punch more when you Masterbate back.


Your Friend,
Bruce
 
My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Easy and Sweaty. He should have a physique like Weergalos, a profile like Pure Voltage, and the intelligence of a/an Platapus. He must be polite and must always remember to Choke my Pork, to tip his Field Hockey and to take my Chode when crossing the street. He should move Endlessly, have a/an Juicy voice, and should always dress Noisily. I would also like him to be a/an Hairy dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Obnoxious nothings into my Fist and hold my Forceful Ship. I know a/an Booey is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Silicone
 
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tristan Wobble,

Will you let me Eat your Butterfly? Ever since I have laid Shoulder Blades on Erin, I haveAllowed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Pumpkin of my Pumpkins and that someday we will Hump happily ever after. I have a Desk as a/an Social Worker that pays $69 each month. I promise to Bit Erin with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Ploop Weergaloos
 
Dear Beans,

You are extremly Slippery and I Tongued you! I want kiss your Armpit 37 times. You make my Diaper burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Wickedly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Fist out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, they are just jealous Us.

Yours forever, Dagonsina
 
I enjoy long, Bitter Sweet walks on the beach, getting Stuffed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Table Clothes. I really like piña coladas mixed with Pee Pee, and romantic, candle-lit Butt Cheeks. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Logan. I travel frequently, especially to Mumble, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Homeless.) I am looking forBeans and beauty in the form of a Chinese goddess. She should have the physique of Jessand the Tampon of Jen. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Girtles. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 64 days ago, and I have since become more Tropical.
 
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Once upon a midnight Satisfied, while I pondered Erect and Flacid,
Over many a quaint and curious Gorilla of forgotten Cup,
While I Queefed, nearly napping, suddenly there came a Kite,
As of Kitty gently rapping, rapping at my Lion's Arch door.
``Tis some Grandmother,` I muttered, `tapping at my Lion's Arch door -
Only this, and nothing more.`


Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the Furry December,
And each separate Ravaging ember wrought its Boner upon the floor.
Eagerly I Boned the morrow; - Awkwardly Constipatedly I had sought to borrow
From my Hookers surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the Beautiful Lenore -
For the Horrifying and Scrawny maiden whom the angels named Silicone -
Nameless here for evermore.
 
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Tristan died on tuesday afternoon. He was crushed by a Corpse as he was Fisting home.

Valvaliant was murdered on thursday at Dusk as he walked into the middle of a Diarrhea robbery. Witnesses say he Quickly tried to take out one of the robbers, but tripped on a Horse(Donkey), at which point one of the robbers shot him with his Strapon.
 
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What did I just read...
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tr1age said:
Dear Kali,

I am having a(n) Smelly time at camp. The counselour is Horny and the food is Brown. I metRiga and we became Adorable friends. Unfortunately, Riga is Diseased and I Fucked myBoob so we couldn`t go Fucking like everybody else. I need more Vaginas and a Cowsharpener, so please Often Punch more when you Masterbate back.


Your Friend,
Bruce
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Dear Bruce,
Fucking your boob will give you cancer.
Masterbatingly,
Kali
P.S. I have enclosed your vaginas in a neatly wrapped bag and a cow sharpener you requested. Remember to share with your camp mates!
 
Kali said:
Dear Bruce,
Fucking your boob will give you cancer.
Love, Kali
P.S. I have enclosed your vaginas in a neatly wrapped bag and a cow sharpener you requested. Remember to share with your camp mates!
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What, no masturbating back? Sheesh. What a prude.
 
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