HAHAHAHAH

[tr1age]

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

 

[ToxicAsF]

It looks like a child's toy in the 80's.

 

[Keleynal]

AHAHAHAA! I'm in overload, stop it!

 

[Drac]

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I don't know man, the novelty of that might get stale real fast

 

[ShewhoShallNotBeNamed]

This thread. *dead**ponylaugh:*ponylaugh:*ponylaugh:*ponylaugh:

 

[Ultra CHEZ]

He had a crumby life. You should let him go towards the light (I hate burnt toast).