Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

[tr1age]

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Come up with a weird way to kill yourself..

Let the next poster come up with a weird way to save you...

so he/she can kill themself...

Morbid... no?

I.E:
Way to Die:
"I drink red matter."

My way to save them:
"It’s fruit punch."
&
My way to die:
"I cloak myself in-front of a bulls-eye at a crossbow range"

So I begin:
I cloak myself in-front of a bulls-eye at a crossbow range

 

[Claark]

So I begin:
I cloak myself in-front of a bulls-eye at a crossbow range

Way to save them: The Range is Closed...permanently.

Way to die: I dive head first into a fryer at McDonalds.

 

[Keleynal]

Way to save them: The Range is Closed...permanently.

Way to die: I dive head first into a fryer at McDonalds.

Way I save you: I lecture you about the unhealthiness of fried foods.

Way to die: I start listening to Justin Bieber

 

[Drac]

Way to save them: The Range is Closed...permanently.

Way to die: I dive head first into a fryer at McDonalds.

Way to save them: The fryer is filled with delicious juice!

Way to die: I drown in the delicious juice

 

[Waldemar]

Way to save Claark: Shoot him with a rubber bullet in the air while he is diving, so that the recoil will prevent him from finishing his dive into the fryer...

Way to die: Visit Jerusalem wearing an Hitler costume.

 

[Waldemar]

lol too slow

 

[tr1age]

Way to die: Visit Jerusalem wearing an Hitler costume.

OMG I almost spit out my innards..

 

[Curtech]

Way to Save: distract everybody with a bunch of gold coins while I knock you out and get you outta there and outta the costume
Way to Die: Shake hands with an alien made out of antimatter.

 

[REDACTED]

Way to Save: At Madame Toussaud's Wax Museum.
Way to Die: Wearing a pair of cement shoes at the bottom of the Hudson River.

 

[tr1age]

Way to Save: distract everybody with a bunch of gold coins while I knock you out and get you outta there and outta the costume
Way to Die: Shake hands with an alien made out of antimatter.

Way to Save: Goes back in time to take Physics way more seriously, then travels to the future to kill all the aliens, thus when meeting you in the present you have no alien to shake hands with and your obsession with anti matter is quelled because I solved the mystery and am able to disperse the crazy interaction with matter and antimatter.

Way to Die: Spends all his time at the computer working on ALTTABME.COM forgetting to eat, poop, or sleep.

 

[Diremongoose]

Way to die: Visit Jerusalem wearing an Hitler costume.

Way to save them: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" then remove them from the area before they embarass themselves.

Way to die: Exploded into fundamental particles by the large hadron collider at CERN PHYSICS.

 

[Diremongoose]

This thread is WAAAY to fast to keep up on...

 

[Diremongoose]

Way to Die: Wearing a pair of cement shoes at the bottom of the Hudson River.

Way to save: Steal all the water in the river. E.g. NSFW link

Way to Die: Spends all his time at the computer working on ALTTABME.COM forgetting to eat, poop, or sleep.

Way to save: Temporary ban hammer descends on him with the message "Go take a dump." Admins become administrators of addicted users lives and get so addicted they eventually forget to eat, poop, or sleep.

 

[tr1age]

So for those wondering which is next Diremongoose

Way to die: Exploded into fundamental particles by the large hadron collider at CERN PHYSICS.

 

[Tulzscha]

Way to die: I start listening to Justin Bieber

There is no escape. You become One with the Bieber, a raving fan of lunatic degree, murdering any who speak down upon Him. This transformation has saved your life, but not your soul, for it is bound tight in the chains of damnation, held by the One Bieber, forever.

Save a soul.

Do not listen to Justin Bieber.

Ever.

Way to die: I drown in the delicious juice

Which evaporates as it enters your body and goes straight to your head making you high. But alive.

Way to Die: Wearing a pair of cement shoes at the bottom of the Hudson River.

The cement being of a low enough density and the shoes large enough to float like a boat.

Way to Die: Spends all his time at the computer working on ALTTABME.COM forgetting to eat, poop, or sleep.

Your intense dedication transports you inside the computer as living pixels, where there is no need for food or sleep.

Way to die: Exploded into fundamental particles by the large hadron collider at CERN PHYSICS.

You've exploded upon entering another dimension - one in which our laws of physics do not apply. As such your particles each become another you. O.O

Think that's all the ones that were missed.

Way to die: I sign a mysterious check made out to me for a billion dollars, only to have it turn out to be a piece of a Death Note. x.x

 

[Tulzscha]

Mongoose too fast for me.

 

[Diremongoose]

Mongoose too fast for me.

The perils of being a mongoose

 

[Delduwath]

Way to die: I sign a mysterious check made out to me for a billion dollars, only to have it turn out to be a piece of a Death Note. x.x

Way to save: It turns out you signed the check right after getting off the phone with your father giving him the good news and had his face fresh in your mind as you signed just your last name onto the check and your parent was the one affected (Sorry Tulzscha's dad).

Way to die: Fall into a bottomless bit and die of starvation

 

[TIG]

Way to die: Fall into a bottomless bit and die of starvation

Way to save: the government decides the botomless pit is the perfect place to solve the countries landfill problems so trash is continually dumped in giving you endless amounts of leftover food. (although it is disgusting stuff to eat)

Way to die: Human slingshot experiment goes horribly wrong putting you on a direct trajectory into the sun.

 

[Valikar]

Way to save: the government decides the botomless pit is the perfect place to solve the countries landfill problems so trash is continually dumped in giving you endless amounts of leftover food. (although it is disgusting stuff to eat)

Way to die: Human slingshot experiment goes horribly wrong putting you on a direct trajectory into the sun.

Way to Save : I sabotage the Sling shot so it doesn't fire, and you only hallucinate that it works from all the pent up adrenaline, fear and expectation

Way to Die : Seal myself up in a box with brick walls, floor and ceiling with only a table inside