NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I hate puns.
There's a picture in my lab that's like the chemist one: What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium then you barium.
*killme*Not going to say anymore, not going to say anymore, not going to say anymore...
CURSE YOU ALL THEY'RE IN MY HEAD NOW/fistshake