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Valikar

The Brit
Oh wait that's not right. I'm Valikar.

I'm a half Chinese Englishman.
I have a Degree in Furniture Making, and Design.
Hopefully will be going to Japan to teach English in a few Months :)



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Crake said:
What is your ideal date night?4
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If we are talking about a relationship date night then it has to be a lazy night in with a cup of tea and comfy pants on. Either watching films or watching brain melting rubbish on TV. haha. Give me a Chinese take away and i'll pretty much satisfied.

If we are talking like a new person date night then would have to be like a quiet restaurant/bar for some food a couple of drinks and a good old natter.
 
You cool with a German coming to your country?

Also why do you leave for Japan / Have you been there for a vacation before?
 
If you haven't roundhouse kicked someone in the face before, why not? I tried a few times but I missed.

If you could choose a base, a weapon, and a defensive item for the zombie apocalypse, what would you choose?
 
Euchale said:
You cool with a German coming to your country?
Also why do you leave for Japan / Have you been there for a vacation before?
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Yeah i'm fine with it, just leave the strudel at home :p
Yes i have been there before for 2 weeks and been to China and Hong Kong multiple times.
I just find it refreshing there and it is relatively close to family if i ever need them, Like an hour or so on a plane.
I'm going to be a teacher of English :)
Possibly the father of the next modern Japan ;) wink wink hint hint haha




dainjre said:
Have you ever roundhouse kicked someone in the face before?
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I once roundhoused my brother right in the kisser. a week later he was trying to chase me through the house and i closed a door in his face, the door knob smacked him right in the eye. that shiner was glorious. (I do not condone violence against younger siblings....but it happens :p)

I have also taken a couple of solid kicks to the head myself. The "best" one had to be when i ducked to the side and was trying to throw out a head kick just as my sparring partner threw out a middle roundhouse kick...it hit me square on the face. like the top of the foot was wholey flat against my face.



Topic said:
If you haven't roundhouse kicked someone in the face before, why not? I tried a few times but I missed.
If you could choose a base, a weapon, and a defensive item for the zombie apocalypse, what would you choose?
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Mostly its about being flexible enough and the other person having the decency to stop dodging XD

Zombie apocolypse. you want something melee that can give you an extra arms length of reach with enough weight behind it to do some damage. not to heavy since you have to lug it around.
Go for crushin/blunt force damage not cutting.
zombies can't bleed out, it's hard to cut bone.
baseball bat to the legs means they can't chase you easily.
and ofcourse a modern crossbow would be handy too.
as a base I always joked with my friends they could find me in Royal Armories Museum in my home town, theres a canal & mooring bay for canal boats just outside too. --> https://www.royalarmouries.org/home
Boat life is a safe life. mooring hooks play "hook a duck" with zombies on the shore :D
 
Are you bilingual? If so, does your chinese have a british accent? Is it amazing?

Tell me more about your furniture design. Maybe, a portfolio to share?
 
Topic said:
Are you bilingual? If so, does your chinese have a british accent? Is it amazing?
Tell me more about your furniture design. Maybe, a portfolio to share?
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I wish I was bilingual, I'm hoping to atleast speak basic Japanese by the time I get back.
Unfotunatley learning Languages is not one of my best skills. I do ok when I try to learn but the lack of peopole to speak it with doesn't help.
What little chinese i know is single words or swears XD and yeah from what i'm told it has a definite accent to it haha.

As for my furniture design I would say that what I like and have made is a cross between tradtitional and contempary.
I like the more chunky and sturdy looking things that are built to last and function is their primary design but I will add a more modern twist to them.
I am currently using the computer desk I made myself. Its made of Oak with nice chunky square legs. 2 metal bars go horizontally between front and back legs and 2 between the two back legs.
On the top of the legs are metal caps with 4 small metal rods coming out the top that lift the desk top off them by about 10cm.
I'll try get a picture up once i have cleared some of the shit off it XD
 
Why don't we talk more?

What is the most amazing meat you've ever had in your mouth? (meat can be interpreted in any way you want baby)

When do we start language sparring practice? You pick the language.

What are the foods you wish someone in the UK could get right from China and someone in China could get right from the UK?
 
Cheese said:
Why don't we talk more?
What is the most amazing meat you've ever had in your mouth? (meat can be interpreted in any way you want baby)
When do we start language sparring practice? You pick the language.
What are the foods you wish someone in the UK could get right from China and someone in China could get right from the UK?
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Mostly time difference, but you have a point, i need to sit in mumble more often :)

Most amazing meat...a woman obviously :p (couldn't resist sorry) in all seriousness though i would have to say a good steak, although brisket or pulled pork is pretty damn sexy too. I tend to have roast chicken more thought, weirdly i use beef gravy (brown one) on all meats. and then there bacon...
So inconclusion I like meat.

I'm not so sure about sparring but if you managed to teach me a couple of useful phrases in japanese then i would be greatful. as i said learning another language is not my strong point and i need as much help as i can get.

Fro,m my experience people in China or proper Chinese people coud do with learning what a yorkshire pudding is and how to make them, more importantly they need to learn what real beef gravy should look and taste like. It's not just brown water with meat juices in it XD
 
Topic said:
Who do you like more, the Scots or the Welsh?
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That's a hard one, can i say the irish? lol.

Probably the scots i find them more interesting but the welsh have the honour of actually never being conquered by the english so they have that prestige on their side.
honestly my answer would be dependant on which of the two the beautiful woman i wanted to get with was from XD
 
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