Your goal is to get the cookie. Unfortunately, the person before you has protected the cookie the best that they could. Find a way to steal it, and then keep it for yourself.
Anyways, it should go something like this…
Noobman456: I put the cookie in a safe, with a 10-number code.
Stupidalt123: I crack the code and steal the cookie. I eat the cookie.
Obvioustroll345: I dissect your stomach, and steal the cookie. I throw the cookie in a ditch.
Weirdo234: The ditch is only 1 inch deep, and I simply pick up the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket.
Etc.
Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow receive a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get.
Since we have new members i think we can start this back up and see the creativity roll!
I will start.
I put the cookie in an underground bunker.