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I almost put the war glaives, which would not have been a sword
Technically still a sword.

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Don't roll me into your stereotypes! You asked, I answered!!!!!! I almost put the war glaives, which would not have been a sword, but I thoguht them too cliche as they were legendary items. BUT - I mean seriously...look at the name: Destroyer of Worlds. I almost named my son that...it kinda fits.

It was more of a general question. Not necessarily directed at you. Also there are unique weapons outside of WoW :)
 
A: You can only eat penis shaped foods for the rest of your life.
What foods do you choose?
(foods must be phallic in shape & existing now or in popular sci-fi / game lore)

B: You wake up in the middle of a prison rape, luckily its not yours, its the guy below you.
What do you do?

Humm... one more oddball question?

3: If you ejaculate worked like a portal gun how would you use it?

Those are my 3 insanity questions for this user
-brucethumbsup-
 
Technically still a sword.


Look at that picture and tell me that what you are looking at is a sword. I know that's what it says but cmon.... *ponyerr:

Also there are unique weapons outside of WoW :)

*psycho*

A: You can only eat penis shaped foods for the rest of your life.
What foods do you choose?
(foods must be phallic in shape & existing now or in popular sci-fi / game lore)

B: You wake up in the middle of a prison <READ THE ToS>, luckily its not yours, its the guy below you.
What do you do?

Humm... one more oddball question?

3: If you ejaculate worked like a portal gun how would you use it?

Those are my 3 insanity questions for this user
-brucethumbsup-



...wut?
 
You are stranded on a desert island and can only have 3 items (not people). What items and why?


A combination swiss army knife. Obviously. I have this one that is actually a hatchet, scissors, hammer,
a plastic container. Life would be over without containers. Think about it.
A SATELLITE PHONE! j/k. I think my third item would be a tackle box, so that way one i get my tree house and sustainable farm going complete with running water and make-shift toilet a la Swiss Family Robinson, I can just sit back and fish till I die of Diptheria or Typhus.

If your kids were superheroes, what would their special ability be? And what would be yours?


Kids - Super stealth/Silence....forever. Or at least till their 18.

Mine would have to be super speed. I hate waiting.
 
Zombie apocalypse. You get to choose a base and two other items. What do you choose?



LOL, I;ve actually had 'daydreams' about this. I used to drive dump trucks, like this GIANT ass dump trucks. I had a 96,000 GVW Kenworth with 7 Axles, 3 drop, and a steel bed. I think that I would find something comprable, and have a mobile base, complete with a V-Plow and hella-spikes. The dump bed would be made into 'living quarters' for any of my groupies...I mean family. For my 2 items, I guess I would take a 9mm with a silencer and my Katana! (Assuming I can scavenge or supply types of things.)
 
LOL, I;ve actually had 'daydreams' about this. I used to drive dump trucks, like this GIANT ass dump trucks. I had a 96,000 GVW Kenworth with 7 Axles, 3 drop, and a steel bed. I think that I would find something comprable, and have a mobile base, complete with a V-Plow and hella-spikes. The dump bed would be made into 'living quarters' for any of my groupies...I mean family. For my 2 items, I guess I would take a 9mm with a silencer and my Katana! (Assuming I can scavenge or supply types of things.)


Pics? Do you need a Class A for that?
 
Pics? Do you need a Class A for that?


Class B actually! And no special tags. Just air-brakes and CDL licensure. This isn't my truck, I don't have any pictures of it anymore, at least not readily available, but it is pretty close to what I drove, maybe a year or two newer, and I had a steel bed and this one is aluminum.

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You are parked along the side of an unnamed road in your zombie-ready 96,000 GVW Kenworth. Your wife and children accompany you, but your siblings are out doing some day recon in a nearby town. The past few days were pleasantly uneventful. Your wife sleeps while you take the first watch, and your children are fighting quietly over the last Pocki stick (strawberry, their favorite). But, at least they're quiet. As you watch them, a brisk knock on your passenger door startles you.

You slide over and peer out the window to see a young father and his daughter peering up at you. The child is sobbing loudly at his side. The man wants to barter his ammo for some of your food and supplies. You have this type of weapon and can use it, but something about him rubs you the wrong way. You innately understand, though, that something about all the survivors automatically puts you on guard.

A ways off behind the pair, you see movement broach a hill. Your initial hope it's the recon party, but their movement is unfriendly and all too familiar. The child's sobbing has attracted Runners. Opposite them, equidistant to the other runners, you hear someone shouting your name. Runners are tight on the heels of your siblings, their rotting legs pumping furiously against the ground. You weigh the situation and estimate that there's a very small chance of your siblings escaping, but 100% chance you could save the possibly unfriendly man and his daughter. What do you do?
 
What do you do?



Try and save my siblings. No question. Especially in a zombie apocalypse scenario. As I've gotten older I've realized that friends, even really really good friends will never match up to family. At least not my family.[DOUBLEPOST=1428613229,1428613199][/DOUBLEPOST]
Do you like the show arrested development?


meh. The banana stand one was pretty fracking hilarious though.
 
Would you ride with me across the bridges of Hemdale, firing flaming arrows into the distance?
 
Same. Fuck strangers.


Wow Milly, that was more hostility than I was expecting from you! *ponyhuh:

Any life regrets?


I regret derping around so much in college. Girls, drugs, video games, drinking, partying, etc etc. I am happy with who I am, knowing that I am a product of my experiences, but I also know that things I did back then hurt a lot of those around me, especially my parents.

Would you ride with me across the bridges of Hemdale, firing flaming arrows into the distance?


I will follow you into the mists of Avalon, if that's what you mean... :eek:mg:

If you could turn one of your body parts into a weapon, which one and why?

Put some thought into this...I would have to go with some sort of projectile weapon from my left hand/forearm. I am right handed, and I also work with special needs persons, so I've seen some without arms, hands, feet etc. The ones without a hand (singular) have by far, the highest quality of unadapted life. Further more, I always try and never bring a knife to a gun fight (literally and hypothetically), so I would definitely go with some sort of high velocity firearm. So, adding a gun into my non-dominant hand would I think, be least detrimental and most beneficial.
 
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