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tr1age

tr1age

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Candy corn, how I detest you! How I loathe the sight of you. How I have no choice but to yearn for you when you come into my line of sight. How I know you don't taste good after one but I cannot stop eating you even though you make me shit my brains out and clench my anus so I may stomach another bite!

Candy Corn...
 
tr1age said:
Candy corn, how I detest you! How I loathe the sight of you. How I have no choice but to yearn for you when you come into my line of sight. How I know you don't taste good after one but I cannot stop eating you even though you make me shit my brains out and clench my anus so I may stomach another bite!

Candy Corn...
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Trist hates the candy
corn, he eats it none-the-less!
Clench the anus, Clench!

Haiku'd
 
Candy corn, both loved and hated
How I wish could be just ignored,
But our paths are doomed and fated
To be crossed all the more

As I farm in node and corpse
How I curse the sugary wax
That overhill and under copse
Forever dogs my tracks

And weighs me down with extra crap
That by rights should not exist
In this or any earthly realm-
Those ghost berries give me fits!

So I'll remove them from this place
By stuffing them all into my face.

Sonnet'd.

Edit: I totally messed up the rhyming on the third quattrain. That's what I get for writing poems at work.
 
*dons genie costume*
YOUR WISH SHALL BE GRANTED!!
*poof*

There once was a candy called corn
That was found on the ground ev'ry morn
I farm it a lot
In the same exact spot
Now I wish I had never been born

Limerick'd
 
This topic
Poems about candy corn
How I detest the sorts of the poems
As I'm very uncreative
Now I wanna be alone with my candy corn
Go away, leave me alone.

Raz'd

(I scored very low in dutch for this stuff)
 
You can make your own candy corn- it's easy!

Step 1- Melt candle into a pot
Step 2- Add sugar until you feel you put in way to much. Then double it.
Step 3- Let cool and enjoy. Pour into molds if desired.
 
Kali said:
Can someone please mail this poor child a bag of candy corn? You haven't had a good childhood unless you've eaten enough candy corn you get sugarsick. lol
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My childhood didn't have a lot of candy in it, neither did it really have Halloween (I feel like Willy Wonka right now). Soooo I did have a bad childhood :p
 
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