Do you ever...

[dainjre]

Cover your body in vasaline and pretend you're a slug?

(Yes, that is a real picture from my office)

 

[Fen]

That looks like a mind-numbingly sad place to be. I'm sorry.

 

[Ailo]

Has anyone seen my stapler?

 

[Rajax]

Looks like someone just vacuumed that spot in a very dirty carpet

 

[dainjre]

Looks like someone just vacuumed that spot in a very dirty carpet

Actually it was a shampooer... I think they started it and moved it, realized how big of a job it was and decided fk it (there is almost as much office behind me). Fen I am quite bored a lot... but I've been working lately cause there is an election tuesday.

 

[dainjre]

Has anyone seen my stapler?

There is a red swingline by the fax machine lol

 

[Rajax]

Elect me for Prime Minister of the World. I will do what it takes to win.

 

[dainjre]

Elect me for Prime Minister of the World. I will do what it takes to win.

I'd vote for you and I don't even vote...

Also, only the most advanced technology here in the ballot tabulation room.

 

[Rajax]

Thank you thank you. Each and every vote counts people!!!

Haha wow that's kinda bad. Keeps it legit though, computers can be hacked cough*Raz*cough

 

[dainjre]

Thank you thank you. Each and every vote counts people!!!

Haha wow that's kinda bad. Keeps it legit though, computers can be hacked cough*Raz*cough

-1 for not seeing the advanced part of that picture.

 

[dainjre]

This is what actually cou ts the ballots. I have to count 1% of the paper ballots by hand again to verify the machines and 100% of the votes on the touchscreentouch screens have to be counted by hand to verify.

As you can see, the true counting power comes from the stapler keeping the take up flange down.

 

[Rajax]

-1 for not seeing the advanced part of that picture.

You misread my intent. A calculator punching numbers for each paper ballot is what I was referring to as keeping it legit. I was saying good thing it's not computerized as Raz could probably rig it.

Edit: Well don't I suck at the election process and knowing what happens in it hahahahaha

 

[dainjre]

You misread my intent. A calculator punching numbers for each paper ballot is what I was referring to as keeping it legit. I was saying good thing it's not computerized as Raz could probably rig it.

Edit: Well don't I suck at the election process and knowing what happens in it hahahahaha

No no... look at the picture again bro and tell me what's off.

 

[Fen]

This is what actually cou ts the ballots. I have to count 1% of the paper ballots by hand again to verify the machines and 100% of the votes on the touchscreentouch screens have to be counted by hand to verify.

As you can see, the true counting power comes from the stapler keeping the take up flange down.

Isn't that a tape dispenser? You need a vacation.

 

[dainjre]

Isn't that a tape dispenser? You need a vacation.

Wow... yup. I'm tired, I had to prep all the touch screens today. I lifted 400 touchscreens about an hour ago

 

[dainjre]

Lol....

This is an example of a blank ballot.

 

[Kelth]

-1 for not seeing the advanced part of that picture.

I must be tired I dont see it either.

 

[dainjre]

I must be tired I dont see it either.

I bet Razulian would notice it.

 

[Razulian]

I must be tired I dont see it either.

Instead of an eight you have yet another nine.[DOUBLEPOST=1374042082,1374041955][/DOUBLEPOST]

I bet Razulian would notice it.

That's the best you can do?[DOUBLEPOST=1374042336][/DOUBLEPOST]Actually it has three 9's, if you look at the 6 upside down.

 

[dainjre]

Winner winner chicken dinner! At the elections office we have evolved past the need for 8s.