Loving the photos and thank you posts! Keep them coming!
Also, here's the other troll submission. This one is actually really good and I am pretty sure I know who posted it <3
Name: Santa
AltTabMe forum @name (needed for sending PM info): What is a forum name? Did you mean a form for all the little children? I can't give you proprietary information like that!
Shipping Address: North pole
Any special instructions for shipping? (if no, then leave blank): Plastic wrap, lots of snow, will soak through cardboard. Amazon always fucks this up.
Favorite Food? Cookies
Favorite Drink? Milk
Favorite past time? Roasting Chestnuts by an open fire
Favorite restaurant? Mrs. Clause's kitchen.
Favorite sports team or sport? Hockey
Favorite color? Red
Favorite kind of sweets/dessert? I am a magical fat man, what do you think!? ALL THE SWEETS
Favorite kind of books? I am a fan of the classics, Rudolph, The Polar Express, Etc.
Favorite TV show and/or movie? I like a good horror, Clause was good.
Shirt size: Depends is this pre chimney hopping?
Do you have a hobby or collect anything? Toys, I collect toys.
What kind of music do you listen to? Jingle Bell Rock.
How do you spend your free time? Making gifts for all you fucking people.
What do you dislike or not want to receive? I dislike naughty kids. Receive? Not sure I follow.
Anything else that might help your secret Santa? Uhm... is this a joke?