I saw a duck. AMA.

[dainjre]

List your fears and social security number

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Clowns of all sorts. A fed poppy or jax in league of legends. Fear itself.

***-**-**** is my social.

 

[MyLittlePony]

but did that duck follow you around and quake like an entitled duck would do?

QUACK. damnit, Randy!

Also, this thread delivers. Continue.

 

[Fen]

This is what ducks do where I grew up.

 

[dainjre]

QUACK. damnit, Randy!

Also, this thread delivers. Continue.

That's not a question, you're supposed to ask something!

Fen: Damn, dats cray.

random thoughts...

Mod edit: Following video is NSFW

Spoiler

 

[TIG]

/puts mod hat on.
We love all kinds of crazy and off color stuff here, but everyone has to still be mindful of the fact that others viewing the site may not be in a place that they can view the more outrageous stuff. I.E. at work, around family or kids, etc. Make sure that anything questionable you post is tagged as such like NSFW and even better, hidden behind spoiler tags. That way people can know what they are clicking.
/takes mod hat off.

Also the first thing that came to mind while reading this was this vid
Way more NSFW than the last video posted. Don't watch it without headphones if anyone is around. Just don't watch it if anyone is around really at all.

Spoiler

 

[Simpwn]

I ate duck once. Delicious.

 

[TIG]

Duck is good if it's prepared right. It is really fatty and can be really greasy. Otherwise its a very flavorful bird.

 

[dainjre]

/puts mod hat on.
We love all kinds of crazy and off color stuff here, but everyone has to still be mindful of the fact that others viewing the site may not be in a place that they can view the more outrageous stuff. I.E. at work, around family or kids, etc. Make sure that anything questionable you post is tagged as such like NSFW and even better, hidden behind spoiler tags. That way people can know what they are clicking.
/takes mod hat off.

Also the first thing that came to mind while reading this was this vid
Way more NSFW than the last video posted. Don't watch it without headphones if anyone is around. Just don't watch it if anyone is around really at all.

Spoiler

Whoops, my bad. I'll be more mindful in the future... also the thread is great cause people talked about robots and sharks, of course. Lastly... I got to the point in that video where the dude walks up and I was like... yep, seen enough. YOLO though.

I ate duck once. Delicious.

I thought duck tasted greasy, but that's just me... it still wasn't bad though.

This thread needs more sick beats though... where's DJ Roomba when you need it?

 

[Simpwn]

This thread needs more sick beats though... where's DJ Roomba when you need it?

Found.

 

[Crake]

Hahaha, I kind of want a roomba now

 

[GameFreak]

Duck is Delicious peking duck ,foie gras mmmm tasty

 

[dainjre]

Hahaha, I kind of want a roomba now

Who wouldn't after seeing DJ Roomba.

Simpwn: awesome

GameFreak: I could never get the taste for trash parts of animals. Not my thing, but to each his own.

 

[Miranda]

The duck.

 

[dainjre]

The duck.

Admittedly that is a pretty cool looking duck.

 

[Diremongoose]

I am struggling to believe you saw a duck at all. Given your previous fascination with robot animals, I suspect you are passing off a robot duck as a real duck. Here at Atltabme.com we are no suckers, and I present to you good people, proof of this duplicity!

For the benefit of all, I have an additional alternative-yet-highly-unlikely explanation below:

Spoiler

 

[dainjre]

I've been found out! Woe is me.

 

[Diremongoose]

I've been found out! Woe is me.

And now you must tell us - what was your fiendish scheme all along?

 

[dainjre]

And now you must tell us - what was your fiendish scheme all along?

I wanted the nacho cheese.... ALL the nacho cheese.

 

[Crake]

I wanted the nacho cheese.... ALL the nacho cheese.

Sorry guys, I had no idea he was after our nacho cheese... I'll take care of it.. dainjre, I think we should take a walk.

 

[TIG]

but its nacho cheese. nat 'cho cheese. As in you don't own it so you can't have it.