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IMPOSSIBILITIES
1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person --you can.

Ten things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you missed No.5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
 
LOL, I am so damn predictable! I'm still trying to ventriloquist-speak the letter P.

/tongue ... and yes I can breathe with my tongue out. Which I had to try before you told me I could.
 
I disagreed on the first 2, so I didn't try the third...just because they're bad ideas doesn't mean you can't do them...
I immediately thought of a method for counting the hair on your head involving lasers...
 
Damn you Australians. Next I am going to hear about the all new Australian laser counter...for your hair!!
 
It's pretty simple really, laser hair removal already targets hair follicles automatically, just shave the area to be counted to within say 1mm and modify the pre-existing equipment/software to count rather than remove. Alternatively, shave yourself carefully, with only 1 cut per hair, then run it through some industrial counting machinery for rope or wool...
 
It's pretty simple really, laser hair removal already targets hair follicles automatically, just shave the area to be counted to within say 1mm and modify the pre-existing equipment/software to count rather than remove. Alternatively, shave yourself carefully, with only 1 cut per hair, then run it through some industrial counting machinery for rope or wool...

You have surpassed not "getting" this :p
 
I fell for checking for number 5, but I did not smile nor stick out my tongue or any of the other traps. Benefit of coming to the forums sleepy.
 
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