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Valikar said:
Way to Die : Seal myself up in a box with brick walls, floor and ceiling with only a table inside :p ;)
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Way to Save : The table is a transformer and smashes the walls with it's awesome robotness while it says "Fuck riddles, I play by my own rules."

Way to Die : Suffocation by boobies. Massive boobies. All up in my face. Can't breath.
 
Gyoin said:
Way to Save : The table is a transformer and smashes the walls with it's awesome robotness while it says "Fuck riddles, I play by my own rules."

Way to Die : Suffocation by boobies. Massive boobies. All up in my face. Can't breath.
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Way to Save: It's a Tarp, they are fake! and pop on your rugged and manly beard ;)

Way To die: The table transformer goes on a rampage and kills me for making it part of a riddle
 
Valikar said:
Way To die: The table transformer goes on a rampage and kills me for making it part of a riddle
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Way to Save : The transformer is actually Optimus Prime, and realizes it is the sabbath. Being jewish as he is, immediately goes to rest, thus saving you from any danger.

Way to Die : Stuck in the midst of time travel, never landing in actual time. Just in the time vacuum that all time traveling episodes show. Never existing in time again.
 
Gyoin said:
Way to Die : Stuck in the midst of time travel, never landing in actual time. Just in the time vacuum that all time traveling episodes show. Never existing in time again.
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Way to Save: Visit Doctor Who who brings me to you. Hop in his phone booth get whisked away.

Way to die: Have a girlfriend over the internet. Go visit her for the first time but her house is a drug lords and they shoot me in the face.
 
Way to save you: Get in my DeLorean and go on a manhunt to find you in the rip in time and bring you back home.

Way to die: Turn myself into a compootah and delete my system32

"STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN"

 
Baldoraxx said:
Way to die: Have a girlfriend over the internet. Go visit her for the first time but her house is a drug lords and they shoot me in the face.
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Way to Save: The bullet goes straight through the part of your brain that controls incontinence. You're alive, but a mess.

Way to Die: I order the extra large ghost pepper pasta platter with pure capsaicin sprinkled on top.
 
Brown said:
Way to die: Turn myself into a compootah and delete my system32
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Way to Save : Re-install factory settings with the back up disc that, for god knows why, someone actually burned upon receiving you (as a computer).

Keleynal said:
Way to Die: I order the extra large ghost pepper pasta platter with pure capsaicin sprinkled on top.
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Way to Save : Your waiter dropped the food and was ruined, inedible. Not enough supplies to make a second one, so you settle for the ham sandwich.

Way to Die : I drank the water in Mexico.
 
Keleynal said:
Way to Save: I was there on a mission's trip and you became radically saved! Enjoy eternity in heaven.

Way to Die: After an hour with you in heaven, I jump off the cloud.
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Way to Save: Paid the 5.99 to buy more cloud space. (iCloud) Thus decreasing the distance you had to fall by 5GB, and reducing your velocity to a survivable speed.

Way to Die: Walking up to Ray Lewis (linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens) and wishing him Good Luck Sunday by punching him in the junk.
 
Claark said:
Way to Die: Walking up to Ray Lewis (linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens) and wishing him Good Luck Sunday by punching him in the junk.
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Way to Save: He actually liked that. Not only are you alive, but you have date Friday night!

Way to Die: Tore the tags off all my mattresses and pillows.
 
Keleynal said:
Way to Save: He actually liked that. Not only are you alive, but you have date Friday night!

Way to Die: Tore the tags off all my mattresses and pillows.
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Way to Save: Remind you that it's a federal offense punishable by up 20,000 dollar fine. Not death.

Way to Die: Participating in a tag team cockfight (Rooster)
 
Claark said:
Way to Die: Participating in a tag team cockfight (Rooster)
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Way to Save : After realizing you named your penis Rooster, remind you that sword fighting with fleshy meat sticks is not only not life threatening, but quite enjoyable.

Way to Die : Minecraft Creepers came into existence in the real world and it is right here next to me. TSSSSSSSSSSS
 
Gyoin said:
Way to Die : Minecraft Creepers came into existence in the real world and it is right here next to me. TSSSSSSSSSSS
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Way to Save: How dare you call me a Minecraft Creeper. /slap
Way to Die: Ate way too many krispy kreme donuts and exploded all over the carpet.
 
Kismet said:
Way to Die: Ate way too many krispy kreme donuts and exploded all over the carpet.
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Way to Save : And by exploded, she meant foodgasmed. Just she's a squirter, so it looked like krispy creme cream, but was in fact... /cough

Way to Die : Bill Cosby smothered me in sweaters. SO MANY SWEATERS.
 
Gyoin said:
Way to Die : Bill Cosby smothered me in sweaters. SO MANY SWEATERS.
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Way to Save: Light a fire and use the sweaters as firewood to stay warm.

Way to Die: Get an email from a friend that shows you a video which tells you to look at a spot on the screen... 5 seconds go by and a scary face with creepy music plays giving you a heart attach.
 
Baldoraxx said:
Way to Die: Get an email from a friend that shows you a video which tells you to look at a spot on the screen... 5 seconds go by and a scary face with creepy music plays giving you a heart attach.
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Way to save: And since it was a heart attach, you have twice the heart of all your friends making you the envy of compassionate companions everywhere!
Way to die: While randomly correcting Baldoraxx's sentence, I had a heart attack.
 
Kismet said:
Way to die: While randomly correcting Baldoraxx's sentence, I had a heart attack.
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Way to Save: I correctly use a semiolon; your heart skips a beat and is back on track!

Way to Die: I accidentally eat an apple seed and a tree starts growing in my stomach.
 
Keleynal said:
Way to Die: I accidentally eat an apple seed and a tree starts growing in my stomach.
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Way to Save: I feed you Taco Bell before it sprouts too big, and... well... you know what happens next. Sorry! But you're saved! HOORAY! :)
Way to Die: While surfing Google Images, I happen upon a SHOCKING nude group photo from the Foxwoods Event, fall out of my chair and choke on my own spit.
 
Kismet said:
Way to Save: I feed you Taco Bell before it sprouts too big, and... well... you know what happens next. Sorry! But you're saved! HOORAY! :)
Way to Die: While surfing Google Images, I happen upon a SHOCKING nude group photo from the Foxwoods Event, fall out of my chair and choke on my own spit.
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Way to Save: I magically un-choke you and remove the picture from existence.

Way to Die: Keep singing Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus until my body can't take it anymore and I die.
 
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