gyoin: Preface - You are a band of goblins. You all have crude weapons and armor that you have found that adventurers discarded on their travels. If you want to join the game, name and describe your goblin and what weapons you use! Stats will be given after you explain your character.
[8:23 AM] euchale: I am Notekg Dmar Sicklaugh. I am a ugly goblin who found a dagger. I like pointy things. - Out of character - how much RP should we do -
[8:23 AM] gyoin:
Zakis Euchale Milleuda Simpwn
[8:26 AM] gyoin: a decent amount of RP when it comes to interactions and how you act
[8:26 AM] euchale: But not at character creation right?
[8:26 AM] gyoin: you all have enough intelligence to speak common and goblin
[8:26 AM] gyoin: right
[8:26 AM] euchale: kk
[8:26 AM] gyoin: you can describe your character OOC
[8:27 AM] euchale: Do you need any more information on my character, or is that enough?
[8:27 AM] euchale: I can write my entire life-story if you want
[8:27 AM] gyoin: you can go into more detail how you look and stuff
[8:27 AM] gyoin: yeah go for it
[8:28 AM] gyoin: you can even describe how you entered this small clan
[8:30 AM] euchale: I´ve met this bunch of goblins while roaming the sewers, looking for pointy things. I like pointy things. I´m a little bit smaller than average with a very slim body. I´ve got piercings all over my body. They are pointy. And I like pointy things.
[8:30 AM] gyoin: perfect
[8:31 AM] euchale: can you see a theme?
[8:32 AM] gyoin: yeah, you like things that are fluffy
[8:32 AM] euchale: I like sticking pointy things into things that are fluffy
[8:34 AM] keleynal: joined #tab_rpg by invitation from
Gyoin
[8:35 AM] gyoin:
Keleynal:
[8:35 AM] euchale: Oh and everybody calls me not
[8:35 AM] euchale: or Not
[8:36 AM] euchale: because Notekg is just too long
[8:46 AM] rajax: joined #tab_rpg by invitation from
Gyoin
[10:49 AM] keleynal: I am Quegarf Bogglesnot. I was just on my way to break into a cupcake store when I fell down an open manhole and ended up in the sewer. I'm mainly motivated by wanting to eat things. I'll try to eat most anything I can stick a fork into, and I keep a selection of forks on my person for that purpose. I also have a variety of spices such as cinnamon, pepper, and oregano which I like to sprinkle on things. Which is kind of pointless since I have almost no sense of taste, but I pretend to be a gourmand nonetheless. I am also a hopeless and inept kleptomaniac.
[10:50 AM] euchale: Quegarf, is your weapon a fork?
[10:50 AM] euchale: It´s pointy. I like it.
[10:52 AM] gyoin: love it
[10:52 AM] euchale: Oh right, I should give myself a flaw
[10:55 AM] euchale: Well actually I have Xiphiphilia
[10:57 AM] simpwn: I am Rakx Darkhowl. I was admiring myself in the windows of shops as I was walking and fell down the same open manhole that Quegarf entered the sewers from. I'm fairly tall for a goblin with long blonde hair and blue eyes. My greatest attribute is my dashing good looks. Enemies can't help but be entranced with this beautiful creature before them. Unfortunately neither can I and find myself often distracted by own image reflected in my shield.
[10:58 AM] euchale: perfect
[10:58 AM] simpwn: #ooc I'm rather impressed with that. I didn't know what I was gonna go for but I think that works.
[10:59 AM] euchale: are you going full confused turtle, or are you using a weapon together with your shield
[10:59 AM] simpwn: Right now my shield is my only weapon, but if I happen to come across a shiny weapon that I can see myself better in I may switch
[11:00 AM] simpwn: I am fairly adept at using it both for defense and offense
[11:00 AM] euchale: sounds good
[11:00 AM] gyoin: fucking love it
[11:00 AM] euchale: we still need some kind of shaman/mage/spell casty type
[11:01 AM] simpwn: I dabble in magic but mostly illusions. Illusions of myself.
[11:01 AM] simpwn: Because who doesn't like looking at me?
[11:01 AM] euchale: So a mirror mage?
[11:02 AM] simpwn: Yes
[11:02 AM] gyoin: currently, none of you are adept to magic
[11:02 AM] gyoin: _yet_
[11:02 AM] simpwn: yet
[11:02 AM] gyoin: exactly.
[11:04 AM] simpwn: You guys let me know when you want to get started. I'm just gonna twirl my shield around and catch fleeting glimpses of myself.
[11:04 AM] gyoin: yup, I'm just waiting for the others who are interested
[11:04 AM] gyoin: to make a character
[11:05 AM] euchale: I would wait another day or so
[11:05 AM] gyoin: yeah
[11:12 AM] gyoin: But as you can clearly tell, you are all in the sewers right now in the city of Triblow in the somewhat abandoned portion of the slums.
[11:12 AM] euchale: I walk around looking for more pointy things
[11:13 AM] gyoin: you only find your dagger that you already had
[11:13 AM] euchale: Tell me that once we start^^
[11:14 AM] euchale: otherwise I will have to figure out something to do
[11:26 AM] simpwn: #ooc are we going to fill out something like stat sheets?
[11:27 AM] gyoin: We'll be doing something like stats
[11:27 AM] gyoin: depending on what you choose for weapons and backstory, you'll get a bonus of some sort
[11:27 AM] simpwn: #ooc good I want my charisma or something similar through the roof
[11:27 AM] keleynal: My forks are not weapons. They are eating utensils. They can also be useful for catching potential food by hurling them at high velocity. Since some food is resistant to being eaten while alive, the forks will sometimes kill the food as well. But they aren't anything so crude as weapons.
[11:28 AM] euchale: Spoken like a true gourmet.
[11:28 AM] keleynal: Indeed
[11:28 AM] simpwn: _I catch a glimpse of myself in Quegarf's forks._
[11:29 AM] keleynal: I see you staring enraptured at my fine silver fork. It is one of my favorites as well
[11:29 AM] simpwn: You have fine taste in cutlery.
[11:30 AM] keleynal: I once used it to eat a pigeon in central park.
[11:31 AM] keleynal: It was stringy, but with pleasant scatological undertones
[11:31 AM] gyoin: while you're talking and in the sewers, you hear some sloshing coming from further down the tunnels. Currently you're at a 3 way pass of tunnels (W, E, S) and can clearly hear the sloshing from the Southern tunnel. What do you guys do?
[11:32 AM] gyoin: in situations where people may have different ideas what to do, we'll do a vote and highest vote wins
[11:32 AM] gyoin: currently with 3 players, 2 votes win
[11:32 AM] simpwn: I vote we go towards the sound. South
[11:32 AM] keleynal: I want to go west. That's towards the cupcake shop and I'm stil hungry
[11:32 AM] gyoin: then we shall wait for euch's vote before continuing :simple_smile:
[11:34 AM] gyoin: you are welcome to continue talking and such while waiting though
[11:34 AM] keleynal: polishes his fork
[11:35 AM] simpwn: How deep do you think this water is?
[11:36 AM] simpwn: _scoops up some water with his shield and takes a drink_
[11:39 AM] keleynal: sticks a fork in the water, but it goes under completely
[11:40 AM] keleynal: too deep
[11:40 AM] simpwn: We better watch out where we walk. We aren't that tall and I don't want to get my hair wet.
[11:40 AM] keleynal: starts searching for fork
[11:40 AM] keleynal: - Does he find anything, Gyoin?-
[11:42 AM] keleynal: I wonder if there are any fish
[11:43 AM] keleynal: I once ate a goldfish I found in a ditch next to a fancy French restaurant
[11:44 AM] keleynal: It was quite chapeau
[11:45 AM] gyoin: you find the bottom of the sewer and your fork gets a little stuck
[11:51 AM] keleynal: pulls harder on the fork
[11:51 AM] keleynal: Hey, blondie, help me out here
[11:51 AM] simpwn: _wakes up from staring at his reflection in the water_ Oh? Sure
[11:52 AM] simpwn: _grabs Quegarf and pulls_
[11:54 AM] gyoin: _*PLOP&_
[11:55 AM] gyoin: you both pull the fork out under the way and fall on your butts, now wet. But! There is a flat mudfish at the end of the fork
[11:55 AM] sweetloaf: joined #tab_rpg by invitation from
Simpwn
[11:55 AM] simpwn: Looks like dinner
[11:56 AM] simpwn: Wait? My hair is wet?
[11:56 AM] simpwn: This will just not do. Not at all. I need to dry quickly before my hair gets all curly.
[11:59 AM] keleynal: sniffs at the fish
[12:00 PM] keleynal: Well, it's no cupcake, but I suppose it will do
[12:00 PM] simpwn: _wrings out hair and whips it around_ Ugh this is a huge disappointment. I just won't look the same unless this dries properly.
[12:00 PM] keleynal: bites off the head
[12:00 PM] simpwn: Aren't you going to cook that?
[12:00 PM] keleynal: You don't understand fine dining. This is sushi in its purest form
[12:01 PM] keleynal: black ooze starts to leak out of the remaining fish
[12:01 PM] gyoin: Kel, your character has the ability to digest things that others wouldn't be able to digest with ease
[12:01 PM] gyoin: through years of sampling and eating the most questionable products
[12:01 PM] simpwn: That's all you
[12:02 PM] keleynal: You sure? the pungency is virilizing
[12:02 PM] simpwn: Oh I can smell it from here. Don't you worry.
[12:07 PM] simpwn: _looks up at the manhole cover I fell down from_ I guess there is no going back up that way.
[12:08 PM] simpwn: We really shouldn't just sit around here. Too bad Not looks like he fell asleep.
[12:20 PM] simpwn: Is there anything else in our current tunnel that we can interact with?
[12:21 PM] gyoin: nope, it's pretty bland looking. The water isn't flowing so it's just a stagnant sewer water, the manhole opening that is too tall to reach and the three paths
[12:21 PM] gyoin: we're mostly at a "wait for Euch" stage
[12:21 PM] gyoin: which is fine :simple_smile:
[12:21 PM] gyoin:
Euchale
[12:22 PM] rajax: 41 messages -_-
[12:22 PM] gyoin: lol
[12:22 PM] rajax: That's when I get intimidated and bail lol
[12:23 PM] simpwn: _flips shield over and lays it on the water. Jumps up on top of it to get out of the water_
[1:09 PM] sweetloaf: Stinkrot, a small, wiry goblin herbalist with an impressive hat collection. Once but a humble swamp goblin with a love for plants, Stinkrot is now a well respected (in his mind) goblin healer. He wears his favorite hat (an old boot) and some tattered old robes covered in vials of bizarre concoctions which, while quite toxic for any other species, actually help with goblin illness and injury. He carries a gnarled old staff that he "borrowed" from a halfling warlock years ago. His name comes from the pungent odor that follows him around due to the mass of rotting vegetation he is constantly chewing on. Lately he's been spending a lot of time in the sewers, trying to find new species of fungus. This is how he stumbled upon the ragtag band before him.
(How do you italicize?!)
[1:10 PM] simpwn: wrap your words with _ and _
[1:10 PM] simpwn: _
[1:10 PM] simpwn: ad
[1:10 PM] simpwn: and*
[1:10 PM] simpwn: _
[1:11 PM] keleynal: (type /me at the beginning works too)
[1:13 PM] keleynal: puts the rest of the mudfish into his pouch. The stench of rotting meat briefly fills the tunnel when he opens it.
[1:19 PM] rajax: oooo i got a character name lol
[1:19 PM] rajax: Now what type hmm
[1:20 PM] simpwn: we are all goblins
[1:20 PM] rajax: Lol i know that, I meant "class"
[1:22 PM] sweetloaf: Deciding to take the stealth approach I swim beneath the surface of the murky water, surfacing directly behind the "pretty" goblin
[1:22 PM] simpwn: surprised by Stinkrot I fall off my shield and into the water, completely getting wet
[1:23 PM] rajax: I think I may know now although no idea what Bruce made
[1:24 PM] rajax: Oh wait he's narrator cool
[1:28 PM] keleynal: Hey, cut that out! You'll scare the fish away.
[1:29 PM] keleynal: swipes a hat floating on the water and puts it on his head
[1:31 PM] rajax: Jurok, a cocky and skilled Goblin with an impressive stature made from years of hard manual labour awakens in the sewer from his drunken stupor. Resting beside Jurok is a sheathe that used to house his favourite weapon - Voss - until it was stolen recently. Now, Jurok is on a mission to find what is rightfully his when he is awoken by some nearby Goblins fooling around in the sewer water...
[1:31 PM] simpwn: I emerge from the water soaked head to toe. Clearly unhappy
[1:32 PM] simpwn: Well there goes me trying to stay dry.
[1:32 PM] keleynal: laughs
[1:32 PM] sweetloaf: eyes the toothy ones new hat.
[1:33 PM] sweetloaf: That's quite the posh cap, you've got, innit?
[1:33 PM] keleynal: oh, you like it? I picked it up during my last trip to Milan
[1:33 PM] keleynal: It was an autumn day and I had just eaten a sea urchin...
[1:34 PM] keleynal: (he's also an insufferable liar)
[1:35 PM] simpwn: Now that we have a few more maybe we can go find out what's making all that racket down the south tunnel.
[1:35 PM] keleynal: who made you boss? I say we go West. The cupcakes are calling.
[1:36 PM] simpwn: I'm the prettiest therefore I should be in charge. Goblins feel more comfortable taking orders from attractive beings.
[1:37 PM] keleynal: You're the prettiest?? Please, I've eaten goulash far more attractive than you
[1:37 PM] keleynal: I"m the most learned and best traveled. I clearly am the right choice to lead
[1:38 PM] rajax: Is willing to go along with the gang of little smelly Goblins of it helps him find his lost beauty, Voss
[1:41 PM] sweetloaf: I say let da ponce lead, might be some R.O.U.S.es muckin' about down there, and I could use a good scrap.
[1:42 PM] sweetloaf: Uncorks a rather foul smelling substance and pops a bit in my mouth.
[1:43 PM] simpwn: tries to wring out his hair but the attempt is futile. the hair begins to curl and looks severely disheveled.
[1:43 PM] rajax: groans loudly *I'm hangry*
[1:43 PM] simpwn: Anyone have a hair dryer on their person?
[1:45 PM] sweetloaf: A wot?
[1:45 PM] keleynal: what is that, friend? -I ask stinkrot-
[1:45 PM] keleynal: did anyone else hear that? It sounded hangry.
[1:46 PM] simpwn: You are an uncivilized bunch aren't you
[1:46 PM] keleynal: Which is what I feel like when it's been over an hour since I ate. Hungry and angry.
[1:47 PM] keleynal: Speak for yourself, blondie. I've sampled some of the best delicacies the world has to offer
[1:47 PM] simpwn: You've also eaten dirt. So it proves you're not all that bright.
[1:48 PM] keleynal: takes a handful of rotted offal from his pouch and muches, glaring menacingly
[1:49 PM] simpwn: leans up against the tunnel wall trying to stay out of as much water as possible
[1:49 PM] keleynal: but seriously, what was that noise just now? I think we should move west right away
[1:50 PM] simpwn: South is obviously the way out of here. The noise proves it.
[1:52 PM] keleynal: You've obviously not been to Katmundu
[1:53 PM] simpwn: You assume my dashing good looks go wasted by lounging around a pool all day? I've visited many a foreign land's pools.
[1:56 PM] keleynal: Pools are only any good if there's a buffet nearby
[1:57 PM] keleynal: We're wasting time. My snacks won't last forever.
[2:00 PM] sweetloaf: (Stinkrot has to go install a dryer for his ma, back in a flash)
[2:04 PM] rajax: Jurok walks over and sniffs Quegarf smelling some delicious food and pats him on the head with a menacing grin
[2:04 PM] simpwn: I need to introduce you the finer things in life. Like women.
[2:05 PM] simpwn: Women love them some blonde hair.
[2:07 PM] keleynal: leaps back in alarm
[2:07 PM] keleynal: who are you and why are you touching me?
[2:09 PM] keleynal: brandishes a fork in each hand protectively
[2:25 PM] rajax: Just let it happen *Jurok looks at Quegarf's pack and licks his lips*
[2:26 PM] simpwn: Throws shield back and forth against the tunnel wall playing catch.
[2:43 PM] sweetloaf: Stinkrot shakes the torpid effects of the poultice and looks around groggily.
[2:43 PM] sweetloaf: What'd I miss?
[2:44 PM] sweetloaf: Who's this burly fella, looks kinda creepy wivv his tongue hangin' out like that.
[2:45 PM] keleynal: I'm sure I don't know. But he looks hangry.
[2:55 PM] gyoin: (damn you guys were busy while I was in a meeting)
[2:55 PM] simpwn: (been waiting patiently for you)
[2:56 PM] gyoin: The slosh noise has now disappeared, but two more goblins have appeared! You now notice a light shining in the east tunnel but the south tunnel now has a *groan* noise coming from it, while the west tunnel is eerily darker and quiet.
[2:57 PM] gyoin: _What do you do?_
[2:57 PM] gyoin: *VOTE*
[2:57 PM] simpwn: Something sounds sick down the tunnel south. I think it needs our help
[2:58 PM] keleynal: Cupcakes... must go west...
[2:58 PM] rajax: The quieter the more dangerous, Jurok sniffs in a westerly direction
[2:59 PM] gyoin: so is that a vote for going west? /confused
[2:59 PM] rajax: #OOC apparently my guy likes to use his nose for figuring out what he wants to do lmao
[2:59 PM] gyoin: haha that works
[2:59 PM] keleynal: I think he will follow me. He seems entranced by my snacks
[3:00 PM] gyoin:
Rajax just confirm if you meant west
[3:03 PM] rajax: Yes
[3:03 PM] rajax: west
[3:03 PM] rajax: Please :simple_smile:
[3:03 PM] gyoin: THE PARTY ADVENTURES WEST
[3:03 PM] keleynal: mutters "West is best. Smells like cupcakes"
[3:03 PM] keleynal: I'm done waiting! -heads off west
[3:03 PM] simpwn: grabs his shield, throws it on his back and follows the others west
[3:04 PM] gyoin: As you continue down the path, all of you start to realize that the water becomes thinner and starts to smell a bit stinkier
[3:04 PM] gyoin: all of a sudden, you come upon a _wall_ on the tunnel
[3:04 PM] gyoin: who is leading the party
[3:05 PM] keleynal: The pretty one. This is his fault. Not only are there no more fish, but we've hit a wall.
[3:05 PM] rajax: SEARCHES THE WALL
[3:05 PM] gyoin: (I apologize for not memorizing names yet)
[3:05 PM] rajax: oops caps
[3:06 PM] gyoin: As you search the wall, you realize that it isn't an ordinary tunnel wall, but instead squishy, furry, and a little bit jiggly
[3:06 PM] keleynal: munches another handful, pouting
[3:07 PM] rajax: sniffs the squishy creature
[3:08 PM] gyoin: It smells of winderness and a bit of poo
[3:08 PM] gyoin: wilderness*
[3:08 PM] gyoin: somewhat familiar as well
[3:09 PM] euchale: I stroke the furry thing
[3:09 PM] gyoin: you start to feel a vibrate to the furry thing, and then realize below you something is moving!
[3:09 PM] gyoin: everyone roll a 1d20
[3:09 PM] gyoin: (those who are here
[3:09 PM] gyoin: )
[3:10 PM] simpwn: !roll 20
[3:10 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *13*
[3:10 PM] euchale: !roll 20
[3:10 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *7*
[3:10 PM] rajax: !roll 20
[3:10 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *7*
[3:10 PM] rajax: Lmao nice Euchale
[3:11 PM] euchale: Fucking skewed rollbot!
[3:11 PM] gyoin: lol
[3:11 PM] gyoin: since Kel is closer to the back, he's fine
[3:12 PM] gyoin: Sim, you notice that underneath you something started to move swiftly and you avoided it, but Euch and Rajax, you both get knocked back and are now covered in mud and poo
[3:12 PM] simpwn: looks smug
[3:12 PM] gyoin: you also hear a growl from the other side of the _wall_
[3:12 PM] simpwn: Nothing is going to dirty this hair
[3:12 PM] gyoin: you all now recognize, it's a bear stuff in the tunnel!
[3:12 PM] gyoin: and you're on the business end of a bear
[3:12 PM] euchale: I stand up and try to push ir
[3:12 PM] euchale: it
[3:13 PM] gyoin: anyone help him?
[3:13 PM] simpwn: No that's a large bear.
[3:13 PM] simpwn: We aren't going to be able to push it.
[3:13 PM] euchale: OK, change of plans
[3:13 PM] simpwn: Maybe we can make it run on it's own? Perhaps a suppository of sorts?
[3:13 PM] rajax: Jurok looks at the bear angrily and attempts to pick it up *straining noises*
[3:14 PM] euchale: I help Rajax
[3:14 PM] gyoin: as you attempt to lift the bear, the legs and feet flail
[3:14 PM] sweetloaf: I've got a right noxious concoction that might get it going, or.. you know.. just really irritate him.
[3:14 PM] gyoin: but as you do so, you see a crack of light underneath
[3:15 PM] gyoin: but the bear is still stuck
[3:15 PM] euchale: Let´s cut the bear out
[3:15 PM] euchale: bear meat is tasty
[3:15 PM] rajax: Jurok calls for more help
[3:15 PM] sweetloaf: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH
[3:15 PM] sweetloaf: I'm a vegan.
[3:15 PM] gyoin: (A vegan goblin.)
[3:15 PM] gyoin: (love it)
[3:16 PM] rajax: Jurok notices the bear is injured!
[3:16 PM] rajax: (wants a pet bear)
[3:16 PM] euchale: OOC Maybe when we write normal it´s what we say and when we _italics_ write like this it´s what we do _italics_
[3:16 PM] euchale: lol
[3:16 PM] euchale: that didn´t work as expected
[3:16 PM] simpwn: (use ( ) for OOC)
[3:16 PM] sweetloaf: (Yes, that was the general consensus)
[3:16 PM] gyoin: (yeah I've always liked this for OOC)
[3:17 PM] gyoin: BUT I'M THE DM I DO WHAT I WANT
[3:17 PM] gyoin: (lol)
[3:17 PM] simpwn: (and use italics for character actions)
[3:17 PM] euchale: (ok, but what i meant was: If I write "I want to cut this bear" I say it but when I write "_I want to cut this bear", it´s waht I do)
[3:17 PM] gyoin: As you continue to lift the bear it keeps trying to kick as if trying to push itself out
[3:17 PM] euchale: ah ok
[3:17 PM] simpwn: (
Gyoin grab these rules and put them up on the forum post)
[3:18 PM] simpwn: equips his shield and runs forward to help give a heaving push
[3:18 PM] gyoin: (Sim, you are now in charge of cataloging conversations onto the site because you tell me what to do)
[3:18 PM] gyoin: (<3)
[3:18 PM] euchale: (But how do I italics?)
[3:18 PM] simpwn: (</3 I dont know what this means)
[3:18 PM] sweetloaf: Gets the hell out of the way!
[3:18 PM] simpwn: (use _ around your text)
[3:18 PM] euchale: I jump out of the way
[3:18 PM] euchale: _I jump out of the way_
[3:18 PM] euchale: ahh
[3:18 PM] gyoin: The bear is now starting to move slower and it's growls get quieter
[3:18 PM] gyoin: and it poops
[3:19 PM] simpwn: !roll 20
[3:19 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *14*
[3:19 PM] sweetloaf: !roll 20
[3:19 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *12*
[3:19 PM] simpwn: _I deflect the poop with my shield_
[3:19 PM] rajax: Corded muscles looking like they're about to burst, Jurok buckles down for one last big heave
[3:19 PM] euchale: I jumped away before it happend
[3:19 PM] rajax: !roll 20
[3:19 PM] gyoin: it wasn't a projectile.
[3:19 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *5*
[3:19 PM] gyoin: lol
[3:19 PM] sweetloaf: I collect the poop with a vial!
[3:19 PM] rajax: lmfaop
[3:19 PM] rajax: whew
[3:19 PM] gyoin: it just plopped
[3:19 PM] gyoin: what do you do!
[3:20 PM] euchale: _I help pulling on the bear_
[3:20 PM] gyoin: Sweet's character now has a vial of bear poop
[3:20 PM] sweetloaf: Yes! This will be perfect for... something!
[3:20 PM] simpwn: Stinkrot, you have anything on you for a sick bear?
[3:20 PM] euchale: Pointy dagger?
[3:21 PM] sweetloaf: rifles through his collection of herbs and potions..
[3:21 PM] gyoin: the bear is going limp and is slowly being pulled in, but has stopped before the shoulders can get in. He'stoo big to fit anymore inside the tunnel!
[3:21 PM] euchale: (we should ask Tr1age if we can change our names in a channel)
[3:21 PM] gyoin: but the bear is now well lubricated in mud and poo
[3:21 PM] simpwn: We need to shrink him
[3:21 PM] sweetloaf: (He can't go further forward?)
[3:21 PM] gyoin: (you can try again if you want)
[3:21 PM] rajax: sits on the bears face to push him down the tunnel hole
[3:22 PM] gyoin: (all that was actually tried was lifting him and pulling him lol)
[3:22 PM] gyoin: you don't have access to his face rajax
[3:22 PM] rajax: (that immediately sounds like a bad idea)
[3:22 PM] sweetloaf: checks to see if it's a male bear.
[3:22 PM] gyoin: the bear is female
[3:22 PM] simpwn: Female? Why didn't you say so!
[3:22 PM] euchale: _proceeds to impregnate it_
:busstop:3
[3:22 PM] simpwn: (...)
[3:22 PM] rajax: (I think I got the bear's orientation wrong in the tunnel lol)
[3:23 PM] euchale: (Did you just airballoon me?)
[3:24 PM] gyoin: it's a stop sign i think
[3:24 PM] gyoin: i put stop in the emotes lol
[3:24 PM] sweetloaf: Frankly, lads. I think this is a bad idea. What happens once the bear gets out? They aren't known for their fabulous manners.
[3:24 PM] euchale: ahh it´s a bus stop
[3:24 PM] euchale: I agree with you. Let´s cut it
[3:24 PM] gyoin: VOTE TIME
[3:25 PM] gyoin: Cut bear, push bear, and return back to the manhole
[3:25 PM] euchale: _cut_
[3:25 PM] simpwn: (Is there anything else in the room we are in? Possibly something covered in poo?)
[3:25 PM] gyoin: roll me a d20
[3:25 PM] simpwn: !roll 20
[3:25 PM] gyoin: just sim
[3:25 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *11*
[3:26 PM] gyoin: you don't notice anything other than poo and mud
[3:26 PM] rajax: wanted a pet *push*
[3:26 PM] sweetloaf: Well, that settles it
[3:26 PM] simpwn: I vote return
[3:26 PM] gyoin: 1 cut 1 push 1 return
[3:26 PM] sweetloaf: I second the poncey one
[3:26 PM] gyoin: ??
[3:27 PM] sweetloaf: points at Rakx
[3:27 PM] gyoin: not sure which action you mean sweet
[3:28 PM] gyoin: (I missed all the names mostly, I'll have to write them down soon)
[3:28 PM] simpwn: (Im Rakx)
[3:28 PM] sweetloaf: Go back
[3:28 PM] rajax: turns back
[3:28 PM] sweetloaf: I wanna go back
[3:28 PM] gyoin: alright! you pulled the bear into it's own poo, and then you all decided it was too much effort so you turned back
[3:28 PM] euchale: _spits on the bear and follows the others_
[3:29 PM] gyoin: you're back at the manhole!
[3:29 PM] euchale: South is noisy. Let´s go south
[3:29 PM] simpwn: Now he wants to go south....
[3:29 PM] gyoin: south has actually stopped being noisy!
[3:29 PM] sweetloaf: EAST, ME BOYS, EAST!
[3:29 PM] euchale: Has the noise moved?
[3:30 PM] keleynal: pretty boy was wrong before. I say south
[3:30 PM] simpwn: (Any noise in the east?)
[3:30 PM] gyoin: you can no longer hear the noise
[3:30 PM] simpwn: Oh look who decided to join us, Quebarf
[3:30 PM] keleynal: though we should have eaten the bear when we had the chance
[3:30 PM] keleynal: sighs
[3:30 PM] euchale: Agreed
[3:30 PM] simpwn: :smile:
[3:30 PM] euchale: I wanted to cut it for you
[3:31 PM] keleynal: QueGARF
[3:31 PM] euchale: but the others didn´t let me
[3:31 PM] keleynal: pats him reassuringly
[3:31 PM] simpwn: flashes his dashing smile and whips his blonde hair that has finally dried from all the water
[3:31 PM] gyoin: (I'm loving this)
[3:31 PM] rajax: looks around the manhole in the other 3 directions
[3:32 PM] euchale: So where are we going? 2 man for south, half a man for east?
[3:32 PM] rajax: South
[3:32 PM] keleynal: (I'm sad I missed the bear. Damn you work!)
[3:32 PM] simpwn: Looks like we are heading south
[3:33 PM] keleynal: Hooray! South it is. Like I've been saying. Let's go, I want cupcakes.
[3:33 PM] gyoin: As you move down south, the tunnel turns to the right
[3:33 PM] euchale: I check if there are any pointy things before I turn right
[3:33 PM] gyoin: and you move open into a river and you can hear a slight groan to your right. You see the face of the bear you were pulling on!
[3:33 PM] gyoin: (it looped, ha!)
[3:34 PM] rajax: pets the bear
[3:34 PM] keleynal: pokes the bear with a fork!
[3:34 PM] rajax: scratches its chin
[3:34 PM] simpwn: _checks for any shiny objects_
[3:34 PM] gyoin: and you all realize that the noise you heard was actually the bear and you wore it out
[3:34 PM] sweetloaf: Stands at the back of the passage.
[3:34 PM] euchale: _readies his dagger in front of the bear_
[3:34 PM] rajax: (Damnit Euchale I knew you left us for a bit...)
[3:34 PM] euchale: can I cut it now?
[3:34 PM] gyoin: you can try to
[3:34 PM] gyoin: roll a d20
[3:34 PM] keleynal: seems tender
[3:35 PM] euchale: I was asking the group
[3:35 PM] euchale: but ok
[3:35 PM] euchale: !roll 20
[3:35 PM] sweetloaf: You're all a bunch of savages!
[3:35 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *2*
[3:35 PM] simpwn: falls down laughing
[3:35 PM] rajax: serves you right!
[3:35 PM] euchale: (low rolls are good right)
[3:35 PM] sweetloaf: (I want to dive in front of the bear)
[3:35 PM] sweetloaf: (In a hilariously protective fashion)
[3:35 PM] gyoin: as you approach the bear, it jumps up and plows into you! It was able to wiggle itself loose now that you lubricated it and was no longer being lifted and pulled
[3:36 PM] gyoin: sweetloaf, d20
[3:36 PM] sweetloaf: !roll 20
[3:36 PM] RollerBOT: Random number between 1 and 20: *11*
[3:36 PM] gyoin: you tried to protect it, but the bear was already spooked as you leaped in front of it. Luckily you did not get stomped on it
[3:36 PM] gyoin: by it*
[3:36 PM] euchale: Did I hit sweet?
[3:36 PM] gyoin: the bear then starts to run off! Follow it or do something else?
[3:36 PM] gyoin: you did not
[3:37 PM] euchale: bah
[3:37 PM] rajax: CHECKS GROUND WHERE BEAR LEFT FROM TO SEE ANY COOL ITEMS
[3:37 PM] simpwn: _checks to see if there was anything under the bear_
[3:37 PM] simpwn: damn
[3:37 PM] gyoin: just the tunnel opening and poo
[3:37 PM] euchale: _I run behind the bear_
[3:37 PM] euchale: let´s follow it, it´s hurt
[3:37 PM] rajax: follow bear
[3:37 PM] simpwn: _follows bear_
[3:37 PM] gyoin: you all run after the bear!
[3:37 PM] gyoin: (and I am getting no work done)
[3:38 PM] simpwn: (im in a meeting, so im multitasking)
[3:38 PM] keleynal: throws a large fork at the bear
[3:38 PM] euchale: (let´s finish the bear, and then stop?)
[3:38 PM] gyoin: You start to leave the city of Triblow as you follow the bear from the city limits
[3:38 PM] gyoin: and the bear runs into the forest
[3:38 PM] gyoin: continue?
[3:38 PM] simpwn: (what is in each direction?)
[3:38 PM] sweetloaf: I'm not about to follow a bear into the forest
[3:38 PM] keleynal: (I want to know if my fork hit him)
[3:39 PM] gyoin: you have the city behind you, forst in front of you, and plains to both sides
[3:39 PM] rajax: (BARELY GETTING ANY WORK DONE AND TRYING TO LOL)
[3:39 PM] euchale: I don´t want to follow, you guys?
[3:39 PM] rajax: I kind of want to explore the city first?
[3:39 PM] keleynal: Too much trouble. cupcakes doent fight back
[3:40 PM] rajax: Clues to my Voss' whereabouts could be in the city!
[3:40 PM] simpwn: I want some action
[3:40 PM] rajax: You need money for that :wink:
[3:40 PM] sweetloaf: Let's go to the city, but we should try to scrounge up some nice, posh disguises.
[3:40 PM] gyoin: back to the city you go!
[3:40 PM] euchale: _head hangs low, because of the missed meal_
[3:41 PM] gyoin: as you start to go into the city, the bustling city that it once was has now gone silent. You see no people in the streets or in the buildings
[3:41 PM] simpwn: is distracted by his reflection in all the city windows
[3:41 PM] keleynal: looks for a bakery
[3:41 PM] sweetloaf: (I also think we should establish a turn order so we don't all go nuts at once)
[3:41 PM] euchale: _looks for a sword blacksmith_
[3:41 PM] simpwn: Quebarf has a good idea. I'm getting hungry
[3:42 PM] gyoin: that's what the vote system is mostly for, as long as the majority of the group votes to do something, that's usually what will happen
[3:42 PM] rajax: Agreed. Food
[3:42 PM] gyoin: which also handles afk moments
[3:42 PM] gyoin: but also gives us pause moments
[3:42 PM] gyoin: not the fairest system, but we'll try it for now
[3:42 PM] euchale: (wouldn´t cities be great for people who want to do stuff on the side, like shopping, where the others don´t need to be there`?)
[3:43 PM] euchale: (so basically cities are our "break" places)
[3:43 PM] gyoin: you're goblins.
[3:43 PM] sweetloaf: I'm curious to know where all the pink skins are
[3:43 PM] euchale: (oh right, I forgot)
[3:43 PM] gyoin: lol cities are just a place where people get scared of you and shoo you out
[3:44 PM] gyoin: and adventurers try to kill you
[3:44 PM] simpwn: Anyone notice how quiet it is? Where is everyone?
[3:44 PM] rajax: (we are battling the bad, we are the good but people do not know that yet, we have to prove it to them)
[3:44 PM] sweetloaf: I'm gonna go off and find some disguises
[3:44 PM] euchale: Have guys found the bakery yet?
[3:44 PM] gyoin: as you all search for food, you come across the bakery!
[3:45 PM] simpwn: _checks to see if the bakery is open_
[3:45 PM] keleynal: I found the bakery! But the door is locked
[3:45 PM] keleynal: (oops)
[3:45 PM] gyoin: (sweetloaf, you also find a clothes store, but it's all too big for you, but no one is there to supervise you, do as you wish)
[3:45 PM] gyoin: lol
[3:45 PM] euchale: _goes to the clothes store and picks up some needles_
[3:45 PM] gyoin: the door is not locked, but Kel's character couldn't open the door. Pulled instead of pushed.
[3:45 PM] simpwn: _pushes door_
[3:45 PM] simpwn: Not a surprise
[3:46 PM] gyoin: Euch and Sweet are at a clothes store, the rest of you are at the bakery, full of day old baked goods
[3:46 PM] euchale: _comes out of the cloths store_
[3:46 PM] gyoin: and I am pausing myself here
[3:46 PM] euchale: damn too slow
[3:46 PM] euchale: ^^
[3:46 PM] rajax: searches for a butcher
[3:46 PM] rajax: *mmmmm meat*
[3:47 PM] keleynal: The best bakeries have doors taht you pull...
[3:47 PM] euchale: _walks over to the bakery and tells everyone_ Look guys I found pointy things!
[3:47 PM] gyoin: note, I am doing a lot of school stuff this evening, so I probably won't respond frequently
[3:47 PM] simpwn: I didn't get this body by eating carbs. I think I'll look around for anything interesting.
[3:48 PM] gyoin: but more or less, you're all in an abandoned city with relatively fresh items abound
[3:48 PM] sweetloaf: (What time period is this? Straight medieval or like, renaissance? Fashionwise)
[3:48 PM] gyoin: so anything MUNDANE, you can probably find it.
[3:48 PM] gyoin: yes sweet
[3:48 PM] gyoin: anything special will be more difficult
[3:48 PM] gyoin: so do as you need and itemize what you search for!
[3:49 PM] keleynal: starts stuff baked goods into his pouch
[3:49 PM] gyoin: but continue to communicate together as needed
[3:49 PM] simpwn: (how will we know if we find items we are searching for?)
[3:49 PM] gyoin: because teamwork!
[3:49 PM] gyoin: everything will pass through my for final approval
[3:49 PM] sweetloaf: Searches the clothing store for anything that fits, or nearly fits
[3:49 PM] gyoin: IE, it exists and you find it
[3:49 PM] gyoin: estimate about 2 hours of searching
[3:50 PM] gyoin: and working together will yield better results!
[3:50 PM] gyoin: and 2 hours of game, not of real time
[3:50 PM] rajax: Wants to search for some badass armour and clues to Voss!
[3:50 PM] sweetloaf: Stumbles upon a rather dashing slashed dublet and matching hat
[3:51 PM] simpwn: _finds a cook book filled with unusual recipes_ Hey Que, you want this old thing?
[3:51 PM] sweetloaf: they are quite large but a bit of creative belt usage might fix that...
[3:51 PM] keleynal: pouch is bulging with old baked goods
[3:51 PM] keleynal: Let me see it...
[3:51 PM] simpwn: _tosses the book_
[3:52 PM] keleynal: eyes widen
[3:52 PM] euchale: Anybody wants to join me look for some pointy things at the blacksmith?
[3:53 PM] keleynal: This could be the book I've been searching for! More uses for oregano!
[3:53 PM] keleynal: (he hasn't actually been looking)
[3:53 PM] euchale: (are you even able to read?)
[3:53 PM] simpwn: I'll head over to the Blacksmit
[3:53 PM] keleynal: (maybe)
[3:53 PM] rajax: JOINS EUCHALE AT THE BLACKSMITH
[3:54 PM] gyoin: if someone can post your character names to the forum post, that'd be great :heart:
[3:54 PM] simpwn: Ive got a list
[3:54 PM] gyoin: thanks!
[3:54 PM] euchale: _eyes widen as he approaches the blacksmith_ SOO Many pointy things!
[3:55 PM] euchale: _rushes to nails and picks them up_
[3:55 PM] gyoin: also, we are definitely player capped at 5
[3:55 PM] euchale: sounds good
[3:55 PM] euchale: otherwise it becomes too full
[3:55 PM] simpwn: (its nuts as it is with 5)
[3:55 PM] euchale: we might even do something like turns
[3:56 PM] euchale: at least when we approach monsters/npcs
[3:56 PM] simpwn: (can it be 5 active? maybe have other people that play at different times?)
[3:56 PM] euchale: other people as NPCs? HELL YES
[3:56 PM] rajax: See's the unique handle of a polished 2 handed sword in the back of the shop in a very nice leather sheathe and picks it up and pulls it out
