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P.S.A. by Dain

dainjre

Generously Compensated Establishment Provocateur
So as some of you know, I work for a county election office in California, and early voting for the 16th senate special general election started recently. I just want to let everyone know that you should definitely NOT SIGN your secret ballot, as it creates more work for me. That is all.
 
MY TEACHERS ALWAYS TOLD ME TO PUT MY NAME ON EVERYTHING.
Yes. A great idea. Did they also teach you to vote your ballot, put it in a ziplock bag, then piss in the bag and mail it back to us? Cause that happens.
.. a lot more than you might think.
 
Yes. A great idea. Did they also teach you to vote your ballot, put it in a ziplock bag, then piss in the bag and mail it back to us? Cause that happens.
.. a lot more than you might think.
I worked in retail for 10 years. I had to clean up more fecal matter than I could ever imagine.
 
I worked in retail for 10 years. I had to clean up more fecal matter than I could ever imagine.
Been there, done that too. Oh, also people like to write long personal asides in the write in a candidate places... that's not what that is for. I've seen some pretty entertaining, racist, sexist, and anything else you can think of written on ballots... I have no idea what people are thinking when they fill these things out.
 
Someone crapped in the fitting room while I was working at KMart at the age of 16. I thought that was an isolated incident. You're saying it's common?
 
Someone crapped in the fitting room while I was working at KMart at the age of 16. I thought that was an isolated incident. You're saying it's common?
Oh thats nothing. At least they didn't smear it all over the walls? Cause that's usually the case when something like that happens.
 
Someone crapped in the fitting room while I was working at KMart at the age of 16. I thought that was an isolated incident. You're saying it's common?
Incredibly common. Even worse, when I say retail, I mean a supermarket. Food. People would shit on the floor in the middle of an aisle. Usually, it was old women who didn't care and literally let their shit roll down their legs. They knew too. They wouldn't pretend or try to deny it.

Had one guy who I literally watched shit his pants. He jiggled his pants and it landed on his shoe. He flung it against a wall. In a supermarket.

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Oh thats nothing. At least they didn't smear it all over the walls? Cause that's usually the case when something like that happens.
Women's bathrooms are the worst, I don't care what people say. We may piss on our seats, but at least we tend to flush our toilets and take care of our waste. I've had to clean more tampons and pads off of walls than I ever care to imagine. Biohazards.
 
Incredibly common. Even worse, when I say retail, I mean a supermarket. Food. People would shit on the floor in the middle of an aisle. Usually, it was old women who didn't care and literally let their shit roll down their legs. They knew too. They wouldn't pretend or try to deny it.

Had one guy who I literally watched shit his pants. He jiggled his pants and it landed on his shoe. He flung it against a wall. In a supermarket

I'm sick to my stomach now. Wtf is wrong with people?
 
The general public is a collection of degenerates and assholes.
^ this

Just be thankful you never had to make home visits to people like this.. I have many ambulance related horror stories..

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