Why! Why do people get so over come with "d'awww" symptoms when there is a puppy in the office? It is a damn puppy! We have all seen puppies before. We see them all the time actually. But because this damn thing is where we work pooping on the carpets we all go d'aww and stop working to pet the stupid thing. Don't get me wrong I have done this too, but in the back of my mind I am always saying... So this person XYZ has just bought a puppy and plans to bring it to the office everyday because they don't have time for it at home due to working too much. I can't help but think of this as bad parenting.
A. Person who cannot be home to take care of a dog buys a dog.
B. Person then assumes, fuck it I will bring it to work with me and everyone else can deal with a DOG 24/7 cause I have no time at home.
C. Dog sitting at my feet while I work all day is awesome! Must be a ton of fun!
Of course there is the good thing that the dog can now go with anyone who feels like playing with it to get exercise, but this leads me back to my first point... why did the person BUY THE DOG IN THE FIRST PLACE if they needed to use work as a puppy hotel?
And why not cats? Ya know the ones that like to lounge around all day... and fit in an officer scenario... Cause too many people are "allergic", well I am allergic to dumb people who don't know how to take care of a DOG!
If you are on food stamps you don't have children. If you work too much you don't get a damn puppy!