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This is old, but I watch the series sometimes when I need a laugh. I don't recall if there is bad language in here, but if there is, it's not very much. Enjoy!

(If you don't get it, it's a video playing out a really bad fanfic for Half-Life 2.)
 
I did a quick search on etsy to see if there were any cool GW related items to buy. All I found were chibi Quaggans. Haha.

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Any anime fans here? I came across this pretty sweet anime called Sword Art Online.

It's about a guy who makes a MMO for only a certain amount of people to play. I forget the number, I think it's in the thousands. He doesn't tell them until the last second that they are stuck in there until they complete the game. Furthermore, if they die in-game, they die in real life. Yes it's similar to .hack, but it seems more interesting.

The show follows a loner-type main character who joins a guild in the beginning, but his guildmates eventually all die because of his rush into battle. He survives because of his immense strength and struggles with the guilt of feeling responsible for their deaths. After that he doesn't want to join anymore guilds in fear of being responsible for even more people dying. All I think about is Guild Wars when I see the trailer so basically, think Japanese Guild Wars 2.

 
That toaster meme is bad advice. you gotta toast both sides of the bread so the bread doesn't soak up the condiments.

the water bottle ghetto lanterns were awesome tho.
 
The famous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" meme. All of his stuff can be found here http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

About

“I put on my robe and wizard hat” is usually spoken as a preface to either an attempt to troll someone soliciting cybersex, or in general any sort of sexual activity. Its use is extremely difficult to understand outside the context of the original incident from which it spawned.
Origin

During or before September of 2002 (the exact date this incident took place is unconfirmed), an early internet troll bloodninja made a name for himself in IRC chat rooms for cybersex. The line came about during his most famous encounter with an unsuspecting user BritneySpears14. The conversation follows:

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
 
if your ego is ever running away with itself and you are feeling like high king of the world, watch this and gain some perspective.

 
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