A friend of a few friends posted this on facebook today... I found it hilarious so I google translated it, fixed a few kinks here and there and here it is, a typical Costarrican interaction with a fast food restaurant clerk... sort of... enjoy.
Ok, I made the mistake of going out for some junk food today...
Me: Hi , I'd like the 666 combo.
Her : Do you want to enlarge for only 5000000000000 extra?
Me: No. Nor do I want extra cheese or bacon or avocado or papaya or dried Chinese tripe . I don't want any organic ice on my drink either, thank you.
Her : Okay, and with whom do I have the pleasure ?
Me: Me.
Her : But I need your name.
Me: Why? Alcoholics can be anonymous , people who eat junk food can't be?
Her : But it's to give you a more personalized service.
Me: Well ok, my name is Ólafff .
Her: Olaff ?
Me: No, Ólafff .
Her: olaff ?
Me: Ólafff .
Her: alright!, olaff .
Me: Ólafff .
Her : huh?
Me: Óla -F -F -F.
Her: Óla -F -F ?
Me: Almost there, Óla -F -F -F.
Her : huh?
Me: Óla -F -F -F.
Her : Your order is number 84, thank you very much and enjoy your meal .
Me: Thank you, have a nice day.
Ok, I made the mistake of going out for some junk food today...
Me: Hi , I'd like the 666 combo.
Her : Do you want to enlarge for only 5000000000000 extra?
Me: No. Nor do I want extra cheese or bacon or avocado or papaya or dried Chinese tripe . I don't want any organic ice on my drink either, thank you.
Her : Okay, and with whom do I have the pleasure ?
Me: Me.
Her : But I need your name.
Me: Why? Alcoholics can be anonymous , people who eat junk food can't be?
Her : But it's to give you a more personalized service.
Me: Well ok, my name is Ólafff .
Her: Olaff ?
Me: No, Ólafff .
Her: olaff ?
Me: Ólafff .
Her: alright!, olaff .
Me: Ólafff .
Her : huh?
Me: Óla -F -F -F.
Her: Óla -F -F ?
Me: Almost there, Óla -F -F -F.
Her : huh?
Me: Óla -F -F -F.
Her : Your order is number 84, thank you very much and enjoy your meal .
Me: Thank you, have a nice day.