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Would you rather kick a soccer ball at full force using your toe which has a toothpick placed under the nail or vote Republican?

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Guilty... I'm always thinking about the D

Becca - in the movie about your life, which actress would be cast for your role and why?


I feel like I'm qualified to answer this question..... Scarlett Johannson....cause then I get to bang Scarlet Johannson...[DOUBLEPOST=1428068038,1428067993][/DOUBLEPOST]I GOT A QUESTION: if you could make any breakfast in the world right now, which breakfast would it be, and why would it be pancakes....right now.....
 
You would be played by Ron Jeremy if the answer to the first question in the thread is any indication. So, no you would not get to bang her.


Maybe I could play Ron Jeremy playing Typhor? Meta Acting.

Also, would this make me a method actor?
 
In the vein of the #DearMe thing, what advice would you give to sixteen y/o Exittus?


I would tell her BREAK THE FUCK UP WITH JON AND RUN AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. My entire life and future was shifted so so so so drastically because of him.

Short story
1) Got kicked out of school
2) Readmitted cause my aunt has badass connections
3) Almost fuck up my readmittance again
4) Flunked through Junior year and forced to take summer school/community college classes to get it back up
5) Didn't know until the DAY BEFORE I graduated if I met all the requirements to actually graduate.

I am so...so....so...sooo lucky I had good grades before that. I still managed a 3.2gpa (and thus could still get into college) by the end of it all. But it would have been way worse if I didn't have the 4.5 at the beginning.[DOUBLEPOST=1428068339,1428068255][/DOUBLEPOST]
On the Gary Busey scale of ugliness how hot is Sean Bean? Please rate somewhere between 1 and Gary Busey.


I don't know what the Gary Busey scale of ugliness is. Sean Bean is pretty good looking IMO, though. So like maybe, opposite side of the spectrum from Gary?[DOUBLEPOST=1428068478][/DOUBLEPOST]
Do you know what a rainbow party is? If no you and Typhor should try it.

Now would be right time to ask the questions i´ve learned from HuniePop:
What is your height? And what is your Cup-size?


I didn't know what that was so I googled it. And then remembered I had heard of it before LMFAO.

But uh, no thank you. My man's junk is mine. No sharing XD

Height is 5'3. Cup size is 36 DD.[DOUBLEPOST=1428068527][/DOUBLEPOST]
Who would win in a fight, Gyoin or Professor Pickle?


I don't know who professor pickle is. I googled him and still don't know so I am going to go with Gyoin! Cause he is my friend and I am loyal and shit.
 
I would tell her BREAK THE FUCK UP WITH JON AND RUN AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. My entire life and future was shifted so so so so drastically because of him.

Short story
1) Got kicked out of school
2) Readmitted cause my aunt has badass connections
3) Almost fuck up my readmittance again
4) Flunked through Junior year and forced to take summer school/community college classes to get it back up
5) Didn't know until the DAY BEFORE I graduated if I met all the requirements to actually graduate.

I am so...so....so...sooo lucky I had good grades before that. I still managed a 3.2gpa (and thus could still get into college) by the end of it all. But it would have been way worse if I didn't have the 4.5 at the beginning.[DOUBLEPOST=1428068339,1428068255][/DOUBLEPOST]


I don't know what the Gary Busey scale of ugliness is. Sean Bean is pretty good looking IMO, though. So like maybe, opposite side of the spectrum from Gary?[DOUBLEPOST=1428068478][/DOUBLEPOST]


I didn't know what that was so I googled it. And then remembered I had heard of it before LMFAO.

But uh, no thank you. My man's junk is mine. No sharing XD

Height is 5'3. Cup size is 36 DD.[DOUBLEPOST=1428068527][/DOUBLEPOST]


I don't know who professor pickle is. I googled him and still don't know so I am going to go with Gyoin! Cause he is my friend and I am loyal and shit.

Completely meant Dr. Wily.... I was craving pickles geez
 
We all know you were thinking it though, so it still counts.

What do you do for work? Tell us about your most despised co-worker.


Wow I don't think you could have unleashed a better and more juicy question hahahah

I am a Human Resources Associate, but my focus is on Organizational Development. So like, if you've ever had a review, or if your company has ever sponsored fun events, or if you ever had to read an employee handbook, those are all Org Dev things, I do all that stuff. I create structures and processes for our company to function (performance reviews, raises, and personnel files are the biggest ones).

I started in the casino working auditing. My company is a third-party financial backer to card clubs, so they provide their own people who watch the games to make sure they are played correctly and money is being paid out correctly. Did that for a year, now I'm in HR for over a year.

Most despised co-worker. Oh boy. So...I will start off with - I work with REALLY nice people. It is genuinely a pretty great environment. Even the guy I like the least can be pretty nice. But he's just so DOUCHEY. Like...just....I don't know how to describe it. He is a redditor. And any interaction he has with people is through reddit stuff, like he talks in memes alot. Or tries to impress people with his knowledge of news and world events taken off of Reddit's front page. And on top of it all he's just so fucking smug. Like, he thinks and has said that he can do pretty much everone's job better than them. He thinks our IT guy is an idiot and that he could do his job (granted our IT guy has a plethora of degrees and certifications and this guy hasn't even gotten is AA in computer science or whatever he's in school for). He's also incredibly condescending and acts like he's everyone's boss when we get new people in the office. He'll say things like Okay go ahead and take your break. I'll let "A" (our time clock keeper person) know what your hours were for today. And "A" will be like, uh, no you won't, the manager is going to do that. He's just fucking obnoxious and I get annoyed whenever I have to interact with him. Sigh.[DOUBLEPOST=1428068947,1428068886][/DOUBLEPOST]
Would you rather kick a soccer ball at full force using your toe which has a toothpick placed under the nail or vote Republican?

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Vote republican. I am not into that physical pain shit. And I studied enough politics to know my vote doesn't really matter all that much.
 
Guilty... I'm always thinking about the D

Becca - in the movie about your life, which actress would be cast for your role and why?


LOL. Oh Milly.

And good question. Who would be cast as ME? I'll probably have to go with Isla fisher.
1) I try and keep my hair red as much as possible so yay.
2) She plays alot of ditzy roles and I am a pretty ditzy person. In the words of Typhor "Becca is the best person to get high with because even though she doesn't smoke, she says a lot of really high things."
 
I feel like I'm qualified to answer this question..... Scarlett Johannson....cause then I get to bang Scarlet Johannson...[DOUBLEPOST=1428068038,1428067993][/DOUBLEPOST]I GOT A QUESTION: if you could make any breakfast in the world right now, which breakfast would it be, and why would it be pancakes....right now.....


It would be cereal because that is about the capacity of my cooking skills. XD

You should know this. NOW MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES![DOUBLEPOST=1428069284][/DOUBLEPOST]
You could potentially use different lipsticks one after another and each time you change the color you would change the style.


I hadn't considered that! But now I have, and might...one day....hmmmmm.....[DOUBLEPOST=1428069331][/DOUBLEPOST]

Completely meant Dr. Wily.... I was craving pickles geez


LOL Oh.

Googled him and still don't know who that guy is. So sticking with Gyoin! WOO!
 
EXITTUS OH OH OH PICK ME PICKME

EXITTUS, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT: 1 TYPHOR SIZED CAT, OR 100 CAT SIZED TYPHORS?
 
Definitely 100 cat sized Typhors. CUNT PUNT A BITCH!


I'm a buff Typhor I can dance like a man

I can do a buff dance, I can shake-a-my cans.

I'm a tough tootin' Typhor, I will punt-a-your buns.

Punt-a-your buns!

Punt-a-your buns!

If you're an Exittus, I will punt you for fun!
 
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