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What is your forum avatar a picture of?

its the Zen monkey from the Phillip DeFranco show/merchandise. He has a monkey image that starts his youtube vlogs/news shows and at one point someone made the monkey a zen monkey. I liked it a lot and adopted it.


Also, if you weren't in the airline biz, what would you be doing right now?
I could probably be doing litterally anything. Before I started working for America West Airlines (that is now US Airways/American) I had like 16 different jobs in over 8 different fields. If I didn't find this I would probably still be searching.


Man, I miss your T1G interesting things talks you did. Plan on picking that up again?
I still collect interesting stuff around the internet with the intention of doing something like that again, but life got in the way of actually making any more. It takes a surprisingly large amount of time to put those together.

Ooh explain!




Is it hard to be a moderator of AltTabMe? What goes into it? Is it weird to be behind the scenes and a member?
nah, not hard. There were some times where we had to actually moderate the site and scold some members, but the site has been running without much of a hitch for over a year now. I haven't even had to ban any spammers or viagra sellers for months. I actually like being behind the scenes and a member. Even though the behind the scenes is only about 2% of what goes on here and in the games.

As far as what goes into it, we mods need to do a little bit of "accounting" type stuff like making sure posts are in the right forums or maybe cleaning up or merging a thread every once in a while.

The bigger part of being a mod in my opinion is helping to resolve personal issues or act as a go between when there is conflicts. The soul of the site and community is being able to have fun with the other members and some people do have clashes. Our job is to facilitate that. We also try resolve conflicts, and to minimize the impact of those to people outside the conflicts.

I need to go do a bit of actual work at work for a minute and will be back to answer what is left shortly...
 
Tell us the hardest thing you ever had to do, tell us the most exiting thing, and the weirdest thing!
This was attached to the mod stuff, but I will address it as life stuff.
Hardest thing - Realizing a 12 year relationship just will not work the way we want it to and being able to walk away.
Most exciting - Skydiving. The first time I went the sensory overload and adrenaline was so high that I only remember the mental impressions of it like you do a dream. The other times I went after that I actually remember the act of skydiving. Fun fact, the first time I did it my legs actually wouldn't work when I tried to step out of the plane. I was telling my feet to move, but they wouldn't like they were glued down. I had to lean forward to make my body step out into the air.
Weirdest thing - This is a hard one, since I am both weird by nature (as in usually operating outside social norms) and I have some social anxiety, so I kind of exist in my space and it takes effort to expand that space. I once dressed up in a coyote outfit that was part of my moms promotional thing at work and just randomly walked around a shopping district. meh.


Is the airline industry really as fucked up as I believe it to be? I really feel like some of these planes should not be up in the air the way they are. They seem so old, unsafe, and patched together with duct tape.
yes and no. Like any union industry, the shit people who shouldn't have a job are protected from getting fired. However, I feel safer flying now than I did before I started working here because I know that
1. Everything is looked at by about 5 sets of eyes before it gets to the point where it would break. Someone should be able to catch fuckups before they fly
2. There are backups to backups. We had a plane fly in last week with only 1 of 2 engines working. That 1 engine was enough to keep the plane flying to wherever it needed to go.
3. Everything on a commercial plane is never worked past 80% of its rated life. We replace perfectly good parts all the time because they are getting "kinda close" to the time when they might fail.

Old, yes. Unsafe, no. Patched with duct tape, its offical 100 mile an hour tape thank you veerrry much!


I think I once saw a picture of a guy here wearing tron outfit. Was that you? Are you secretly the Tron-Guy?

Yes, that was him... I think he made it himself?
The tron suit is a motorcycle suit that I bought from http://www.udreplicas.com/ I have lost the pictures that I had of me in it. They used to be my avatar.

I did add lights to a black backpack that made it totally look all tron, but I have lost those pictures too.


Work related:
What's your embarrassing piece of FOD that you forgot to put back in the toolbox of account for on inventory?
I have left whole tool bags on planes that flew to another station before. One time I left a razor knife under a seat. This is all after 9/11 so if they would have traced it back to me I would have been in big trouble.


The three insanity questions for this user:
1) If your head was made of ice and your feet were made of fire what would your genitals be made of?

Bacon, cause bacon is best.


2) Its 1980, you're in Uluru in Australasia, You're a dingo.
Would you eat the baby? Please explain why or why not.
eat the baby, cause babies are delicious. Also fuck you I'm a dingo!


C) You must create a new global currency.
It must be available globally now
It must be rare or unique enough to become currency
It must be a new standard of currency (ie no existing traded precious metals, no seashells, pearls, etc.)
Crazy answers are good answers
What is it?
Online reputation. I would want to make a "karma" type online reputation system where anyone who interacts with you could rate the interaction and it would all collect into a meta pool where people are ranked. People with good reputation would be weighted higher for the purpose of rating others. Trolls would be devalued in their rating abilities. Kinda like an online credit score based on how you treat your fellow man.


Wad or fold?
Wad all the way. Life is too short to care about a little poop on your finger. you wash your hands after anyway. I hear in japan they don't even use paper its all poop finger.
 
The theory goes that you are who you are in the dark. In other words, people act as their truest self when they have no chance of being observed. Given the chance to be entirely unobserved and unable to be connected to whatever action you take, what would you do in such an instance?
 
If you could either life on top of a secluded mountain or on the bottom of the sea, which one would you pick?
 
The theory goes that you are who you are in the dark. In other words, people act as their truest self when they have no chance of being observed. Given the chance to be entirely unobserved and unable to be connected to whatever action you take, what would you do in such an instance?
What I actually do when I'm not being observed is just laze around and masturbate.

What I would do if I had no consequences... probably take all the things that would let me laze around and masturbate full time. And occasionally travel.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
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This smart ass answer is my perfect answer, because it is the most correct answer.
As for the spirit of the question, I am more of an optimist and one who appreciates what I still have or have enjoyed and is not there anymore.


If you could either life on top of a secluded mountain or on the bottom of the sea, which one would you pick?
I'm assuming that you mean I could actually live and thrive there. I would probably choose the bottom of the sea since it seems like it would more interesting and less chance of falling to my death.


Care to share more of your miniatures?
I haven't painted anything in a long, long time. The latest thing I have been doing is building those little metal sculptures that are laser cut from thin sheets of aluminum. Here is a pic of those.
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I have been to Rocky Point, Mexico which is due south of Arizona. Spring break type stuff. Other than that I have traveled a bit around the states, but not a ton. I did go to the first [TAB] meetup back east at the foxwoods casino, and I am going to this years in Las Vegas. I've been to Vegas about 8 times. It's only a 6 hour drive or 45 minute flight from here.

As for Arizona, I was a boy scout from ages 11 to 18 and we did a hike every month for about 10 out of the 12 months of those years. I have been just about everywhere in Arizona where you can walk on a trail. I have been in the Grand Canyon 7 times, 3 times to the bottom, 2 of those times was in and out in a day, the other one I got to camp for 2 nights.
 
Remember when I first started using orange in the chat box? If we were to have an epic Highlander style battle over the color orange and there could be only one, where would it be and what would be your sword of choice?
 
Over the Grand Canyon because its my home turf and you would have plenty of time during the drop to contemplate your folly.
The sword of truth, because it knows I am the one true Orange keeper and it will show you the wrongness that you have wronged.
 
You've managed to get a few days off work. Not enough to schedule a big trip, but just enough for a hike and an overnight stay at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. It's winter, the off-season, but that works for you because you're localish and would prefer to dodge any tourist traffic.

It's a bit colder than the forecast reported, but you're prepared. You've brought layers of clothing, some bedding, a couple MREs, snacks, water, instant coffee, light reading material (an aircraft mechanics manual? ha) a firearm, and other miscellaneous odds and ends. You solo hike the 10 miles to the bottom. The smell of cool moist dirt and the rhythmic crunching under your feet relaxes you - it's so much better than the baked smell of dirty asphalt. The views are amazing this time of year. Nature sleeps and white snow decorates the red stones. Spots of green sprout from cracks in the stone and poke through the smaller pockets of snow. You take tons of photos with your phone to share on instagram (because you're totally an instagram whore #nofilter). You pass a hiker/photographer on his return trip to the surface, and nod curtly to each other in greeting.

Dusk falls shortly after you arrive at the bottom. The sounds of the breeze, insects, and trickling water are your only companions. You prepare camp for nightfall.

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As you sit by firelight reading your book, the scurry of a critter puts you on alert. You glance in the direction of the sound and notice a light in the distance. It is not the flickering of a fire, and moves quickly as it spans the width of the canyon. As your eyes adjust begin to adjust, you notice that it's quite bright... and is coming your way. You pull your already loaded firearm from your pack.

A drone like contraption the size of a Fiat stops midair only a 100 feet away from you. It is the source of the light and it dims as it notices you. As you blink to clear the water from your eyes, a tall, slender, naked man with pallid skin appears before you. He speaks a few words in a language you cannot understand. As your eyes complete their adjustment to the now stable lighting, his features remind you of something from bad sci-fi (/cough). What do you do?
 
I have a fellow Terry Goodkind book fan. What book are you on in the series? I think I am on 6-7. I stopped because I couldn't find the next book at B&N
I've read it all. I read every night as I lay down and go through at least a book a month sometimes more. I just finished L.E. Modesitt's last book, its in the imager series. I like his recluse stuff better.

If you like Goodkind check out Robert Jordan's wheel of time series. You will either love it or hate it since it has the same feel of Goodkind's work.


If you wrote a biography, what would the title be?
Things were done. Mistakes were made.


instant coffee
I drink tea thank you very much
The smell of cool moist dirt and the rhythmic crunching under your feet relaxes you - it's so much better than the baked smell of dirty asphalt
Here is something interesting. I have almost no sense of smell. I never have. I can barely sometimes smell musky smells and citriusy smells but its so faint its less a smell and more of a sensation in my nose like when there is pepper fumes in the air and it burns your nostrils. The musk and/or citrius (orange mostly) don't burn, but since my smell muscles are so underused I usually get a headache if I do smell something. I didn't even figure out that I was smell blind (as Dewey Cox would say) until I was in my teens and my mom switched to a musk perfume. I would just get headaches sometimes around her.

Yes, I do have a sense of taste, but holding my nose to make something taste less bad never works cause it tastes the same to me both ways. My sense of taste isn't as good as say a professional chef, but I am very accurate with it.


What do you do?
I would tuck the gun behind my back in the waistband of my pants. Make no sudden movements and try to talk in a soothing or non threatening tone. After verbal communication stopped working I would get a small stick and kneel down to start doing math in the dirt. Math is a universal constant and it would show them that I am a sentient thinking being. If we could find a common ground in math I would then try to move on to finding a common language or teaching him mine. If given the chance I would go with him and/or try to make him not interact with any others since humans are dicks and will either try to enslave or kill him most of the time.

If he was hostile I would probably be dead because if he has a ship that can transverse that much space he would have the ability to destroy me too.
 
Does it make you sad that you can't taste the delicious foods other people can taste in the same way because your sense of smell doesn't work right?
 
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