Bad news: I have a Hernia.
Good news: It might heal if I lose weight.
More bad news: if I do almost any sort of exercise to lose weight It'll get worse .:|
Even more bad news: Running is the only exercise available to me, and only in small doses. I hate running.:x
I could get surgery to have it help in the repair of it, but the heavier I am, the more likely that it'll reoccur. So... I'm essentially stuck to very light working out and calorie counting. This also essentially rules out my want to become a member of law enforcement. Now I'll have to go my secondary profession in the judiciary branch. Yay for dream crushing health problems!=( At least being a judge pays better... but now I gotta be a lawyer and kiss ass til I am a judge. *psycho*
Any tips you fit people of Alt Tab Me and Arx can give me so that I can get to a healthier weight and allow my hernia to heal would just be fabulous. Essentially just Dieting practices. Exercise is almost out of the question... (I'm going to miss you weight lifting ::'( )
~Oh and the reason I have to avoid strenuous exercise is because if some of my intestines push through the Hernia and get cut off from blood, I'll need immediate surgery involving my intestines being pushed back inside of me(if lucky) or being cut and stitched back together. *dead* ~
Emoticons to lessen my pain.*octo3**tantrum*
Edit: Even strenuous poops increase my chances of serious issues. I was asked if I'd be willing to take stool softeners but I figured I don't have a strenuous time on the toilet generally.
EDIT EDIT: I have an Inguinal Hernia
Good news: It might heal if I lose weight.
More bad news: if I do almost any sort of exercise to lose weight It'll get worse .:|
Even more bad news: Running is the only exercise available to me, and only in small doses. I hate running.:x
I could get surgery to have it help in the repair of it, but the heavier I am, the more likely that it'll reoccur. So... I'm essentially stuck to very light working out and calorie counting. This also essentially rules out my want to become a member of law enforcement. Now I'll have to go my secondary profession in the judiciary branch. Yay for dream crushing health problems!=( At least being a judge pays better... but now I gotta be a lawyer and kiss ass til I am a judge. *psycho*
Any tips you fit people of Alt Tab Me and Arx can give me so that I can get to a healthier weight and allow my hernia to heal would just be fabulous. Essentially just Dieting practices. Exercise is almost out of the question... (I'm going to miss you weight lifting ::'( )
~Oh and the reason I have to avoid strenuous exercise is because if some of my intestines push through the Hernia and get cut off from blood, I'll need immediate surgery involving my intestines being pushed back inside of me(if lucky) or being cut and stitched back together. *dead* ~
Emoticons to lessen my pain.*octo3**tantrum*
Edit: Even strenuous poops increase my chances of serious issues. I was asked if I'd be willing to take stool softeners but I figured I don't have a strenuous time on the toilet generally.
EDIT EDIT: I have an Inguinal Hernia