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The rose gold iPhone is causing a global crisis in masculinity

tr1age

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For all its rough and rugged mystique, masculinity can be the most vulnerable of traits. Forged by the knuckle-worn fists thumping hard against Homosapien chests, and honed to a fine sheen in the gladiator bathhouses of ancient Rome, the fragile male ego is now under threat by the greatest force the world has ever known: the rose gold iPhone.

Just look at that pretty pink hue, boys. You crave the newest color on the newest model of the world’s most popular phone but can’t stop thinking "pink is for girls" or "pink is gay." You hate yourself for wanting it, and you’re scared; what will people think if you pre-order a bigger better rose gold iPhone 6S Plus to 3D Touch late at night? How will the guys respond when they see you Apple Pay a round of beers with it at the ballpark?
Cautiously you extend a leg, plié, and dip your pointed toe into the hostile waters of Twitter to find out lol.




So, chill. If you like the pink iPhone then buy the pink iPhone. Hell, buy two. Nobody cares but you.
It’s then that you see that your fears were unfounded. Sure, some responses are laced with a homophobic taint (this is Twitter, after all) but they’re the fringe, the homophobes are now the minority. Mostly, nobody cares — nobody but the insecure men who crave a pink object.



In fact, searching Twitter for "rose gold gay" or the more hateful "rose gold fag" reveals an overwhelmingly staunch defense for the color pink against any kind of sexual orientation, even though relatively few people were making those accusations in the first place.
Source: http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/15/9...ose-gold-iphone-is-causing-a-global-crisis-in

Seems to be quite the topic:
http://bgr.com/2015/09/15/pink-iphone-6s-purchase/
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/the-semiotics-of-rose-gold
http://macdailynews.com/2015/09/15/is-it-gay-for-a-guy-to-get-the-rose-gold-iphone/
 
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A friend of mine used a Hello Kitty protector for his iPhones and is now getting the Rosé one. He doesn´t give a fuck.
I gifted him the following, and put Hello Kitty stickers all over every single tool:
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If you like pink, go pink!
 
I have never owned anything pink before. I think the closest was a purple golf shirt. I wouldn't buy a pink phone but I'd rock a pink polo.
 
I have never owned anything pink before. I think the closest was a purple golf shirt. I wouldn't buy a pink phone but I'd rock a pink polo.

I don't look good in pink. I used to be able to fucking rock orange though when I was thinner.
 
So now we need all men to post a picture of themselves in a pink shirt.

Challenge accepted.

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That said, I can rock that bright ass shirt but I don't think I could pull off the phone. More power to the dudes that can!

Side story: one of my nieces had a favorite color of blue... until she started school. The other girls told her blue was a boys color and she should like pink instead. So, she did. We couldn't convince her to express that she liked blue any longer. I'm still really bummed out by that.


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