ShewhoShallNotBeNamed
Queen of [Hearts]
When you go shopping do you opened all the sealed boxes before you buy something? DO YOU OPEN THE TRANSPARENT SEALED BOXES TO SEE WHATS INSIDE?
WELL MY DUMBASS CUSTOMERS DO.
I HATE THOSE CUSTOMERS SO MUCH.
This one asshole comes in the other day. Typical "regular" behavior, just expecting more respect that he can garner because he frequents our store. He goes to buy fish food and wants to open the bottle. SEALED BOTTLE. We show him another bottle with the same sized fish food, the label on the outside of it also saying the size of the pellets.
The fucker than goes up to the counter and tries to peel open the seal. And I just stare him down and tell him don't do or you're paying for it. I'm pretty sure he did it that time just to spite me. So of course I'm going to make him pay for it now. His wife comes along and asks when it expires and finds out that it's already expired. WELL WHO'S THE FUCKING DICKHEAD NOW. If you didn't open the seal, I'd just return it to the company we bought it from, but noooo you just had to be an asshole and open it. All the while knowing full well that we told you like 20 fucking times to stop. If he paid for it and later found out it was expired we would refund him or replace the item. It is just that easy. The biggest issues I have is that these assholes think they have the right to not listen to you because they're spending their money. NO YOU SHITHEADS IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
In the end I just screamed at him and threaten to call the cops on him and told him to gtfo and never come back because we don't need his kind of assholeish behavior in our store. He didn't pay for anything so we just sucked it up and ate the loss. It seems like it isn't such a big deal, but shit, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS JUST LISTEN.
This shit has happened multiple times with multiple customers. Whenever someone asks me if they can open something, as long as it isn't factory sealed I'll gladly show it to them, but when you go around my back to open a sealed box that I already told you not to open than you don't buy it. WELL FUCK YOU TOO. Not to mention things that already have a transparent window to see the item. HEY CAN YOU OPEN IT TO SHOW ME WHAT'S INSIDE? Really? You don't see this slot that shows exactly what the item is? It's even worse when they bring the item in question and need another one of the same type and it looks exactly like the one you can see through the box.
I don't even know if this is the same with all retail customers, or just my stupid ass customers who think too much of themselves.
More shitty stories about work to come. Detailing the horrible shit my customers bring with them. Some petty, some hilarious, some just sad.
WELL MY DUMBASS CUSTOMERS DO.
I HATE THOSE CUSTOMERS SO MUCH.
This one asshole comes in the other day. Typical "regular" behavior, just expecting more respect that he can garner because he frequents our store. He goes to buy fish food and wants to open the bottle. SEALED BOTTLE. We show him another bottle with the same sized fish food, the label on the outside of it also saying the size of the pellets.
The fucker than goes up to the counter and tries to peel open the seal. And I just stare him down and tell him don't do or you're paying for it. I'm pretty sure he did it that time just to spite me. So of course I'm going to make him pay for it now. His wife comes along and asks when it expires and finds out that it's already expired. WELL WHO'S THE FUCKING DICKHEAD NOW. If you didn't open the seal, I'd just return it to the company we bought it from, but noooo you just had to be an asshole and open it. All the while knowing full well that we told you like 20 fucking times to stop. If he paid for it and later found out it was expired we would refund him or replace the item. It is just that easy. The biggest issues I have is that these assholes think they have the right to not listen to you because they're spending their money. NO YOU SHITHEADS IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
In the end I just screamed at him and threaten to call the cops on him and told him to gtfo and never come back because we don't need his kind of assholeish behavior in our store. He didn't pay for anything so we just sucked it up and ate the loss. It seems like it isn't such a big deal, but shit, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS JUST LISTEN.
This shit has happened multiple times with multiple customers. Whenever someone asks me if they can open something, as long as it isn't factory sealed I'll gladly show it to them, but when you go around my back to open a sealed box that I already told you not to open than you don't buy it. WELL FUCK YOU TOO. Not to mention things that already have a transparent window to see the item. HEY CAN YOU OPEN IT TO SHOW ME WHAT'S INSIDE? Really? You don't see this slot that shows exactly what the item is? It's even worse when they bring the item in question and need another one of the same type and it looks exactly like the one you can see through the box.
I don't even know if this is the same with all retail customers, or just my stupid ass customers who think too much of themselves.
More shitty stories about work to come. Detailing the horrible shit my customers bring with them. Some petty, some hilarious, some just sad.
