Ignore the coolness of depositing your check with your iphone. Ignore the fact that they are trying to attempt sexual undertones and failing, and lets focus on the future of this marriage.
Watch this Video then read on (sorry about sound quality):
Ok... so you have watched it. So here is my take, watch the ending again, see how when he goes to kiss her after a cute remark about their names being the same, instead of A NEWLY WED going AWWW and kissing him back she turns her head playfully.
Now is this PLAYFUL or a TESTAMENT OF WHATS TO COME!?!?! Either this bitch is just really shy, but looking at the clothes they already fucked, so I am assuming she is a money hungry whore who cares more about depositing checks then kissing her newly wed husband after his cute joke.
This is my take of what goes through her head after he says the joke:
Man: "Honey why are people giving us my parents checks"
Woman: "Because I am going to eye rape your soul for every penny you ever had right after the minimal amount of time is spent in thisgod forsaken marriage, you fat tubby, piece of shit, I should have married the football player, but instead I settled because I was too much of a bitch to actually settle down, always waiting for the better deal, but I got old and cottage cheese on my legs and therefore I had to go with a heavier set guy with a SENSE OF HUMOR.. A SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR... God I might just kill myself now... EWW IS HE TRYING TO KISS ME.. totally forgot what I was just thinking, NEXT CHECK PLEASE....."
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Watch this Video then read on (sorry about sound quality):
Ok... so you have watched it. So here is my take, watch the ending again, see how when he goes to kiss her after a cute remark about their names being the same, instead of A NEWLY WED going AWWW and kissing him back she turns her head playfully.
Now is this PLAYFUL or a TESTAMENT OF WHATS TO COME!?!?! Either this bitch is just really shy, but looking at the clothes they already fucked, so I am assuming she is a money hungry whore who cares more about depositing checks then kissing her newly wed husband after his cute joke.
This is my take of what goes through her head after he says the joke:
Man: "Honey why are people giving us my parents checks"
Woman: "Because I am going to eye rape your soul for every penny you ever had right after the minimal amount of time is spent in thisgod forsaken marriage, you fat tubby, piece of shit, I should have married the football player, but instead I settled because I was too much of a bitch to actually settle down, always waiting for the better deal, but I got old and cottage cheese on my legs and therefore I had to go with a heavier set guy with a SENSE OF HUMOR.. A SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR... God I might just kill myself now... EWW IS HE TRYING TO KISS ME.. totally forgot what I was just thinking, NEXT CHECK PLEASE....."
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