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Cave? Pshaw. Going to be doing all my GWsing in dis place:
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Zakis said:
We did that first beta weekend, check out our screenshots thread. I think its hiding around here somewhere. Love Lion's Arch, its such an awesome city.
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LOL I didn't realize there was a screenie thread. I must have missed it @_@

We can always play hide and seek in a Lion's Arch, like 2 teams to make it easier/faster lol AND NO PERMA STEALTHING! XD
 
Yeah, I also plan on having some events last a few days or up to a week, and judging or tally counting will occur at said time. That way everyone can participate at their own leisure and time frame. Maybe like... Most WvW kills or most X item collected. Y'know?
 
Gyoin said:
Yeah, I also plan on having some events last a few days or up to a week, and judging or tally counting will occur at said time. That way everyone can participate at their own leisure and time frame. Maybe like... Most WvW kills or most X item collected. Y'know?
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Discarded Centaur Loincloths?
 
I would like to propose our first introductory "Get to know you" dueling tournament. This would be a friendly contest between people who are still learning how to play this game, so no big deal if you win or lose. This is just to get us to meet and have some fun with our new guild members.

The Prize:
Some of you may not know this, but Bruce has agreed to donate some of his beard to a guild contest. You may know of his magnificent man-scape from the podcasts. I will donate the cost of shipping to the guild myself, and the lucky winner will have for their very own a piece of Bruce bush (he he he).

The Place and Time:
If people like this idea, please let me know and we can arrange for something sometime soon after launch. Also, I suppose Bruce and some of the other officers will need to sign off on this first.

Terms and Conditions:
  • The amount of beard up for grabs will be up to Bruce. As you all know protecting the worlds natural wonders is something our guild takes very seriously. We must make sure the overall facial coiffure is maintained for future generations.
  • The winner will need to communicate their mailing address to Bruce who can then let me know about shipping costs.
  • You are not allowed to use the beard for cloning, unless you are making a tri-vaginal sex slave. (I hope this is the first and last time that word is used on these forums).
 
I'll take his beard thank you very much. You can never have too much facial hair. Even if it isn't yours...
 
If this event is really popular, it could become monthly. Guild members could all compete to have the biggest Bruce beard collections. We could all post pictures of our piles of beard clippings as a sign of PvP rank.
 
I think Bruce will have to start some kind of hormone therapy to keep up with demand... (not calling your masculinity into question, but this guild seems ravenous for some Brucebeard)
 
Falstaff said:
If this event is really popular, it could become monthly. Guild members could all compete to have the biggest Bruce beard collections. We could all post pictures of our piles of beard clippings as a sign of PvP rank.
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And what we have here is a winter 2012 vintage; a fine example of Brucebeard. The aborted apocalypse of 21-12-12, long live Charlie Sheen the Savior, provided ideal conditions for its production. Observe its full body and heady aroma, reminiscent of the charred remains of Quetzalcoatl.

As we all know, Bruce was present when the Savior delivered the deathblow to the herald of our end, fulfilling the prophecy found in the Codex Telleriano-Remensis, which depicted it thus:

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Now if you'll follow me we shall continue our tour of the Arcanix museum, up ahead you'll notice the now-famous image of Tristan attempting to fly off the Freedom Tower in a homemade butterfly costume.
 
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