Automatic toilets

[ToxicAsF]

... Don't joke about poop germs...

Filthy.... I feel filthy...

 

[Keleynal]

I have much love for Mythbusters. They are my bromance.

 

[TIG]

getting "public toilet water" all over your ass that's a reason for suicide.

protip: float 2 or 3 squares of tp on the water before you poo. They act like a pool cover and mostly eliminate the splashes.

also there is probably poo particles on your phone which you rub on your face.

 

[HomurHomur]

also there is probably poo particles on your phone which you rub on your face.

 

[Keleynal]

Luke says "No" much better than his father.

It's too much work to put toilet paper in first.

 

[TIG]

 

[Thovarisk]

being completely honest here, I just read the first page. And after raging at my coworkers for what seems ages now, I WISH WE HAD self flushing toilets.... even with the splashes!! lazy ass motherfukers....



/goes to cry in a dark corner... sob

 

[Crake]

I hate germs, but they provide me with job security.

 

[Baldoraxx]

I usually grab toilet paper and fold it over on itself about 3 times. Place one set on one edge, one on the other, one on the back and then fill in the spots that i missed. I get a comfy seat and (i know it doesn't protect completely) it makes me feel better when i'm dropping a load.

Also, i love how this rant about self-flushing toilets turned into talk about POOP particles

 

[sweetloaf]

I don't understand how you folks have the time to perfectly gift wrap a toilet while having to take a shit. Boggles my mind, really.