Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Baldoraxx]

The servers couldn't cope with Jia's awseome fps skills and has crashed. All the server data is corrupted.

I wish playing guitar and making good music was easy.

Granted, however all notes are monotone for ease of play.

I wish that i could skydive

 

[Tulzscha]

Granted! You now have the ability to jump off very high things. A safe landing I would be more worried about, but that's your problem.

I wish I wish for a pink fish and... more words that rhyme with "wish" because this isn't going anywhere.

 

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Granted-ish! But-ish now-ish every-ish word-ish rhymes-ish with-ish wish which-ish makes-ish you-ish go-ish mad-ish causing-ish you-ish to-ish jump-ish off-ish a-ish bridge-ish into-ish a-ish lake-ish and-ish drown-ish but-ish not-ish before-ish you-ish see-ish a-ish pink-ish fish that-ish scolds-ish you-ish for-ish making-ish such-ish silly-ish wishes-ish!

I wish I could turn back time, I wish I could find a way, to take back all those words that hurt you (r eyes... just above), and you'd stay.

 

[Curtech]

Not granted, because you went back in time before this thread was made. So you went back in time, but then you couldn't find a way to take back those words and they left anyway.

I wish I had the time (without time travel) to do all the things I wanted.

 

[Razulian]

Not granted, because you went back in time before this thread was made. So you went back in time, but then you couldn't find a way to take back those words and they left anyway.

I wish I had the time (without time travel) to do all the things I wanted.

Granted but you'll still be alive when the universe has collapsed.

I wish that Link in The Legend of Zelda: The Windwaker could lock onto ladders and what not... I keep running past everything

 

[Valikar]

granted and now you get stuck to ladders everywhere.

i wish i could have a RL party to celebrate hitting 80 when i finally do

 

[Euchale]

granted and now you get stuck to ladders everywhere.

i wish i could have a RL party to celebrate hitting 80 when i finally do

You will have it. It is called funeral feast.

I wish that they hand out beta keys at the Gamescom and I get one.

 

[MADie]

You will have it. It is called funeral feast.

I wish that they hand out beta keys at the Gamescom and I get one.

You get them, but not from the games you were expecting. games apparently

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

 

[PsionicFox]

Granted. You got fired.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

 

[Crake]

Granted. You got fired.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

Granted. Your non vital organs have been taken and sold and you now need a bag to poo. Also your meager liver can't handle any beer.

I wish I could fly.

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[ToxicAsF]

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but you can't land properly. Your first time trying you break every bone in your body.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[TIG]

You can talk to animals, but the only things they say are HEY!, I'm hungry, and I'm horny. And they never shut up driving you insane.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

[Baldoraxx]

You can talk to animals, but the only things they say are HEY!, I'm hungry, and I'm horny. And they never shut up driving you insane.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, You become invisible but can't control it and stay invisible and scientifically try to find a way to become visible again but end up developing a drug that makes people explode.

I wish i could snap my fingers and a $100 bill ends up in my hand.

 

[PsionicFox]

Granted, You become invisible but can't control it and stay invisible and scientifically try to find a way to become visible again but end up developing a drug that makes people explode.

I wish i could snap my fingers and a $100 bill ends up in my hand.

Granted, but the first time you do it, you snap them so hard they break.

I wish I possessed perfect pitch.

 

[Valikar]

Granted, but the first time you do it, you snap them so hard they break.

I wish I possessed perfect pitch.

Granted, you now posses the perfect business pitch. unfortunately you can't control it and every idea you have comes out your mouth as if you were pitching it to a boardroom full of investors. forever known as that wierd guy that trys to sell you his opinion.

i wish i was successful in life

 

[Keleynal]

Granted. No one can beat you at Life http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Life. Unfortunately, no one cares.

I wish penguins could fly.

 

[ToxicAsF]

Granted, Penguins can now fly. However lacking airplanes the skill is useless.

I wish all food was delicious.

All food is now delicious, but now also poisonous. Everything dies.

I wish I had a tail.

 

[MADie]

You have it, and become the main subject of crazy experiments and such for the rest of your life.

wish I had more time.

 

[Valikar]

You have it, and become the main subject of crazy experiments and such for the rest of your life.

wish I had more time.

granted, but now you have nothing but time. and no one to share it with.

i wish animals could talk

 

[sweetloaf]

Granted, All animals now speak ancient Germanic.

I wish there was more interesting stuff on T.V.

Granted, you now have a virulent strain of potent spore-laden fungus growing on your television.

I wish all the hippies of the world would be sent to Jupiter's moon, Io.