Corrupt-A-Wish!

[Corvus Rex]

Granted, you now have a virulent strain of potent spore-laden fungus growing on your television.

I wish all the hippies of the world would be sent to Jupiter's moon, Io.

Granted; they form a successful colony and flourish into a galactic empire. They return to earth and conquer us, sending us to hippy reeducation camps. All resistance efforts prove useless.

I wish I was a morning person.

 

[Crake]

Granted; they form a successful colony and flourish into a galactic empire. They return to earth and conquer us, sending us to hippy reeducation camps. All resistance efforts prove useless.

I wish I was a morning person.

Granted, the earth's rotations cease and it is now morning where you live all day every day.

I wish I had my own island.

 

[MADie]

Granted. The island has a pest problem. They're called dinosaurs.

I wish we had a two hour nap break after lunch.

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