I saw a duck. AMA.

[dainjre]

Hi I'm Forrest and I'm new. I'm not gonna open with some longwinded thing so feel free to ask me anything!

 

[MyLittlePony]

Well, I'm kind of curious what kind of duck it was. There are a lot of ducks.

 

[dainjre]

Well, I'm kind of curious what kind of duck it was. There are a lot of ducks.

A mallard. And yes there are. It was strange because there isn't a lot of water near my work barring a few fountains. The "lake" if you can call it that, is about a mile and a half away.

 

[Crake]

Hey, I know this one. <3

Um, what are you wearing?

 

[dainjre]

Hey, I know this one. <3

Um, what are you wearing?

The usual. Vans slip ons that look dressy enough to not get hassled about at work, black dickies pants, a ballin tan and grey plaid shirt and of course my headphones so I don't get too bored at work.

As an aside, ily and I look forward to more misadventures with you nexisexi.

 

[ToxicAsF]

If you had to classify yourself as a certain kind of person, how long would your penis be?

 

[dainjre]

If you had to classify yourself as a certain kind of person, how long would your penis be?

Only a few inches... from the floor. Oh wait... nvm... I have a microdong.

 

[Fen]

If you were alone in a room with a supermodel and a physicist, what animal would you be?

 

[tr1age]

If you were alone in a room with a supermodel and a physicist, what animal would you be?

The dirty kind....

 

[Fen]

The dirty kind....

Physics makes you hot, hm?

 

[dainjre]

If you were alone in a room with a supermodel and a physicist, what animal would you be?

A Yeti. Or some kind of robot animal... or maybe I could be an animal in a robot suit dr. Wiley style. Yep, all of that plus sharks.

 

[ToxicAsF]

A Yeti. Or some kind of robot animal... or maybe I could be an animal in a robot suit dr. Wiley style. Yep, all of that plus sharks.

Sharkman. Best theme song ever.

 

[dainjre]

Sharkman. Best theme song ever.

I always liked Dr. Wileys theme from rockman 2. But all this talk of sharks brings back memories of street sharks... which of course is jawsome.

 

[Miranda]

I saw a duck once. Even took pictures of it.

It followed my sister and I around and quaked at us. It was a spoiled duck.

so cute tho <3

 

[dainjre]

I saw a duck once. Even took pictures of it.

It followed my sister and I around and quaked at us. It was a spoiled duck.

so cute tho <3

I used to live in Salem, Oregon (no witches, kthxbai) and there was this river where these 5 ducks lived and they were protected by the city. One day someone injured one of the ducks and there was this huge ordeal and the city prosecuted the person. It was strange.

 

[Miranda]

I used to live in Salem, Oregon (no witches, kthxbai) and there was this river where these 5 ducks lived and they were protected by the city. One day someone injured one of the ducks and there was this huge ordeal and the city prosecuted the person. It was strange.

but did that duck follow you around and quake like an entitled duck would do?

 

[dainjre]

but did that duck follow you around and quake like an entitled duck would do?

No, unfortunately for Oregon ducks they don't feel entitled to anything because of how often it rains. You might say Oregon ducks are the hobos of the duck community.

 

[Miranda]

No, unfortunately for Oregon ducks they don't feel entitled to anything because of how often it rains. You might say Oregon ducks are the hobos of the duck community.

I dont approve ):

 

[dainjre]

I dont approve ):

I took the side of the beavers in the civil war, so I would expect as much.

 

[Crake]

List your fears and social security number

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