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I would take the talking dog. My dog is a basenji and she don't bark or make really any normal dog noises. Very rarely she whines but hardly ever. If I howl she will kinda join in.

She is super smart though. I would love to know what she is thinking. She just looks at me sometimes like she is trying so hard to understand what I am saying, or like she understands, but wants to listen really hard and catch every little thing.
 
I always have to laugh when dogs get excited about things that aren't fun because I'm using a playful, fun inflection in my voice.

What I'm saying: Do you want to go to the vet to get your nuts whacked? Do ya boy? Do ya?
What they hear: Do you want to go to the park and play? Do ya boy? Do ya?
 
Sasquatauch said:
What I'm saying: Do you want to go to the vet to get your nuts whacked? Do ya boy? Do ya?
What they hear: Do you want to go to the park and play? Do ya boy? Do ya?
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It's all about the tone and inflection of your voice. All dogs respond to positive and negative responses in every form (physical, audible, emotional, taste and sight). That's why it means a lot to train a dog vigilantly and not cause mixed signals. When a dog does something bad, make sure it knows it's bad. If it does something good, make sure it knows it did something good.

I just hate poorly trained dogs. Not the dogs themselves, but the owners that did it to them.

But yeah, X-ray vision. Just because a dog can speak, doesn't necessarily mean it will have anything interesting to say.
 
I could make mad money with X-Ray vision and use it to engineer a talking dog. Double win.
 
You can't have your Crake and eat it too. *rimshot*

Having a talking dog would be like owning the Rosetta Stone for canine-kind. I would finally be able to understand what the hell my dog is barking at when he suddenly startles the shit out of me while we're watching TV. Also, a talking dog might be able to go to school and learn things. I think that is way more fun than X-Ray vision.



Finally we'll be able to understand each others needs.
 
Dawkinzz said:
You can't have your Crake and eat it too. *rimshot*

Having a talking dog would be like owning the Rosetta Stone for canine-kind. I would finally be able to understand what the hell my dog is barking at when he suddenly startles the shit out of me while we're watching TV. Also, a talking dog might be able to go to school and learn things. I think that is way more fun than X-Ray vision.

Finally we'll be able to understand each others needs.
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Would be a PERFECT wingman as well if you are a bachelor/ette on the prowl.
 
Crake said:
Would be a PERFECT wingman as well if you are a bachelor/ette on the prowl.
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