What's brown has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A piano
What's brown has 4 legs eats grass and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a piano, I was lying about the grass.
Two whales walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "what''ll you have?"
The first whale says, "(insert whale noises)
(More whale noises)
(No really, I do this for 5 minutes sometimes)"
And the second whale says, "Frank, you're drunk."