So...

[dainjre]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
The first muffin says "Man its hot in here."
The second muffin says "... OMG A TALKING MUFFIN?!?!?!"

 

[Curtech]

There are no words

 

[dainjre]

There are no words

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.

 

[Curtech]

Yes you are.
I like that.

 

[dainjre]

Lol. Thanks.

 

[TIG]

What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellocopter.

 

[dainjre]

What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellocopter.

Lol. What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant.

 

[TIG]

What's brown has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A piano
What's brown has 4 legs eats grass and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a piano, I was lying about the grass.

 

[dainjre]

Two whales walk into a bar.
The bartender asks "what''ll you have?"
The first whale says, "(insert whale noises)
(More whale noises)
(No really, I do this for 5 minutes sometimes)"
And the second whale says, "Frank, you're drunk."

 

[ToxicAsF]

 

[dainjre]

How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry field? Paint his toes red.

 

[TIG]

This guy is fitting in well, huh Gyoin?

 

[dainjre]

Blame Crake.

 

[TIG]

crake was a pretty solid get also.

 

[dainjre]

crake was a pretty smelly get also.

FIFY. He and I have been buddies since early SWTOR beta days

 

[Crake]

I see what you did there

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[dainjre]

<3

 

[Sarival]

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making head lines.

 

[Miranda]

 

[dainjre]

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They're making head lines.

Lol! What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.