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Granted! Bacon now tastes like ear wax.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiiineeerrr, yes that is what I truly want to be!
 
Tulzscha said:
Granted! Bacon now tastes like ear wax.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiiineeerrr, yes that is what I truly want to be!
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Granted, but now you are spread out in the digestion tracks of every person who ever eats Hot Dogs.

I wish I could hear thoughts, but not in an overwhelming way, a selective hearing.
 
Granted, but you can only travel forward in time one nanosecond at a time so there is no noticable difference from your perspective.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.
 
ThatOneGuy said:
Granted, but you can only travel forward in time one nanosecond at a time so there is no noticable difference from your perspective.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 impala.
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Granted you are now flava flave in the 1600's

I wish GW2 had housing.
 
tr1age said:
Granted you are now flava flave in the 1600's

I wish GW2 had housing.
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Granted, Tyria is now complete overrun with low-budget projects, rife with urban decay, and it's impossible to customize anything about them. Additionally, due to overpopulation, all the living space is already taken and your in-game title is permanently changed to "Homeless."

I wish this thread went on forever. :D
 
Granted! It is now impossible to contribute since the infinite nature of the thread makes the "Post Reply" box impossible to find.

I wish the chicken came first.
 
tr1age said:
Granted. Evolutionary mechanisms are shattered, lacking an ability to adapt to an ever changing universe all life as we know it slowly dies out. Reality continues; a barren wasteland of a universe devoid of anything but rock and fire. An infinite testament to Tristan's hubris.

I wish the fairy race gets locked in for Archeage.
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Fixed.
 
Corvus Rex said:
Fixed.
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tr1age said:
Granted. Evolutionary mechanisms are shattered, lacking an ability to adapt to an ever changing universe all life as we know it slowly dies out. Reality continues; a barren wasteland of a universe devoid of anything but rock and fire. An infinite testament to Tristan's hubris.

I wish the fairy race gets locked in for Archeage.
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Granted you get the fairy race but they will all die if you stop clapping erasing all your progress.

I wish that I could like Corvus's Post WAY more times than I did in my head.
 
tr1age said:
Granted you get the fairy race but they will all die if you stop clapping erasing all your progress.

I wish that I could like Corvus's Post WAY more times than I did in my head.
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Granted! Your head explodes with gratitude. There is a brief mourning period followed by cake.

I wish we drove on driveways and parked on parkways.
 
Keleynal said:
Granted! Your head explodes with gratitude. There is a brief mourning period followed by cake.

I wish we drove on driveways and parked on parkways.
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Granted! You easily drive down your driveway to go someplace tomorrow and get stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the parkway. After 7 hours you realize it's a lost cause, park your car, and walk home.

I wish I had a team of personal secretaries that worked for me for free.
 
Corvus Rex said:
Granted! You easily drive down your driveway to go someplace tomorrow and get stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the parkway. After 7 hours you realize it's a lost cause, park your car, and walk home.

I wish I had a team of personal secretaries that worked for me for free.
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Granted, your secretaries are secretly trying to kill you and WILL succeed.

I wish I could play Crysis 3 rights now.
 
Razulian said:
Granted, your secretaries are secretly trying to kill you and WILL succeed.

I wish I could play Crysis 3 rights now.
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Granted! The game is fundamentally flawed and incomplete. The controls are unresponsive, the mouths don't sync to the words, mobs are invincible and you are a 1 shot kill. Monster.com will be crowded with resumes from former members of the development company tomorrow.

I wish that I will win this round of The Resistance.
 
Granted, but you it turns out you only won that round to set you up to loose all the rest of the rounds.

i wish i had a tasty cheesecake to eat
 
Valikar said:
sure heres 100%......fail that is!

i wish jia didnt suck at fps stylee games :p
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The servers couldn't cope with Jia's awseome fps skills and has crashed. All the server data is corrupted.

I wish playing guitar and making good music was easy.
 
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