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Corrupt-A-Wish!

Jia

Jia

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Corrupt-A-Wish!​
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I'm sure most of you have played this one before, the rules are very simple:​
I make a wish, and the next poster has to come up with a terribly bad consequence that comes with my wish being granted.​
After corrupting my wish s/he then makes a wish of her/his own and hopes for the best!​
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For instance:
Jose: "I wish I had an endless supply of whiskey!"​
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Lisa: Granted! You now piss whiskey, and boy, does it BURN every time you have to go.​
I wish I had a pony!"​
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Laquisha: "Granted! But.... "​
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Got it? Great! Now here's my wish to get the game started:​
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I wish I had an "around-the-world" ticket!​
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Everything you touch turns to money, meaning house, car, bed, loved ones, phone, etc. You end up dying of dehydration in 5 days because all the water you try to drink turns to money.

I wish I had more wishes. (everyone always says wish for this first)
 
hahaha fair enough!
you get unlimited wishes... but none comes true... EVER!!
I wish for true happiness.
 
Thovarisk said:
hahaha fair enough!
you get unlimited wishes... but none comes true... EVER!!
I wish for true happiness.
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Granted! You get aggressive terminal cancer and in the last few moments of your life (a week from now) with all your loved ones around your deathbed, you finally realize that that is all you ever really needed, you then quietly pass away truly happy.

I wish to stay my current age and health forever!
 
Granted! You may now enjoy eternity in a small steel enclosure at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish for the power and will (and midi-chlorian concentration) to harness the force with far more precision than any real or fictitious character.
 
Corvus Rex said:
Granted! You get aggressive terminal cancer and in the last few moments of your life (a week from now) with all your loved ones around your deathbed, you finally realize that that is all you ever really needed, you then quietly pass away truly happy.

I wish to stay my current age and health forever!
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That's an easy one. You enjoy your current age and health for a few decades until everyone and everything you ever cared about started getting older and dying. Over the next few millennia you repeat this process with a few bouts of happiness book-ended with years of bitterness and feelings of futility. Eventually the sun explodes but you survive, because magic. Now you are floating in space just waiting till the universe dies from heat death, starving over and over, magically being restored to your current state of age and health. You can only hope that the end of the universe will end this curse you have laid upon yourself.

I wish for a miniature giraffe who loves me like I'm its mother. I will name her Ruth.

Edit: bah, X beat me to it. Use his for the forward progression of the mission.
 
Xiypher said:
Granted! You may now enjoy eternity in a small steel enclosure at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish for the power and will (and midi-chlorian concentration) to harness the force with far more precision than any real or fictitious character.
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Granted! Bit you have 3 seconds to use it before you evaporate together with it and realize it was all a dream to begin with including the action of wishing.

I wish the person who wish after me in this thread wish exactly like I wish for him or her.
 
Skywing said:
Granted! Bit you have 3 seconds to use it before you evaporate together with it and realize it was all a dream to begin with including the action of wishing.

I wish the person who wish after me in this thread wish exactly like I wish for him or her.
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Granted: [infinite recursion stopped by moderators]

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow!
 
Diremongoose said:
Granted: [infinite recursion stopped by moderators]

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow!
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Your boss calls you and says that you're fired for [insert good reason here] and nobody wants to hire you anymore because they heard about [insert that good reason here] and you end up living on the streets, losing everything (even friends and family because of [that reason]). For the rest of your life you live unhappily and you die because of [x disease].

I wish for mental happiness.
 
Granted! you live under the effect of hard drugs [Crack] in an eternal cycle of ups and downs until you can't take it anymore and OD.
I wish I had and angel

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of loveI wish I had your angel tonight
Deep into a dying dayI took a step outside aninnocent heartPrepare to hate me fall whenI mayThis night will hurt you likenever before
Old loves they die hardOld lies they die harder
I wish I had an angelFor one moment of loveI wish I had your angelYour Virgin Mary undone
I'm in love with my lustBurning angelwings to dustI wish I had your angel tonightI'm going down so frail and cruelDrunken disguise changes allthe rules
Old loves they die hardOld lies they die harder
I wish I had an angel...
Greatest thrillNot to killBut to have the prize ofthe nightHypocriteWannabe friend13th disciple who betrayedme for nothing!
Last dance, first kissYour touch, my blissBeauty always comes withdark thoughts
I wish I had an angel...
 
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust

Granted, you gain an angel, but your mortal lust causes it to become a normal, unappealing mortal.

I wish Pi=3.0000000
 
thats ok Dire, I'm fine being beautiful and appealing enough for both the angel and me, plus a little left over. Still a win for me.
 
Diremongoose said:
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust

Granted, you gain an angel, but your mortal lust causes it to become a normal, unappealing mortal.

I wish Pi=3.0000000
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oh... and granted! Pie now equals 3 so physics and the universe all collapses with it including the cookie. (hold on... wasn't that another game?)
I wish more ppl played GW2 atm... /sadpandaface /pout
 
While it makes you think that, that's just the final stage of the disease causing brain damage. When you get those symptoms you won't last the night.
 
Thovarisk said:
oh... and granted! Pie now equals 3 so physics and the universe all collapses with it including the cookie. (hold on... wasn't that another game?)
I wish more ppl played GW2 atm... /sadpandaface /pout
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Granted! The servers all crash under the strain of everyone playing at once, and now no one has GW2. Thanks.

I wish bacon was as healthy as it is tasty.
 
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