Positive: 11
Magic8Ball Says: Signs point to yes.
Magic8Ball Says: Yes.
Magic8Ball Says: Without a doubt.
Magic8Ball Says: As I see it, yes.
Magic8Ball Says: You may rely on it.
Magic8Ball Says: It is decidedly so.
Magic8Ball Says: Yes - definitely.
Magic8Ball Says: It is certain.
Magic8Ball Says: Most likely.
Magic8Ball Says: Outlook good.
Magic8Ball Says:

@tr1age says yes and I agree with him... always...
Negative: 5
Magic8Ball Says: My sources say no.
Magic8Ball Says: Outlook not so good.
Magic8Ball Says: Don't count on it.
Magic8Ball Says: Very doubtful.
Magic8Ball Says: My reply is no.
Neutral: 5
Magic8Ball Says: Reply hazy, try again.
Magic8Ball Says: Concentrate and ask again.
Magic8Ball Says: Better not tell you now.
Magic8Ball Says: Cannot predict now.
Magic8Ball Says: Ask again later.
So we would need to add 6 more negative ones, if possible. Suggestions:
Magic8Ball Says: You´ve rolled a 1, so no.
Magic8Ball says: That´s a negative.
Magic8Ball says: You question is stupid, your answer is no.
Magic8Ball says: TabChatBot says no, and he is my superior (does this trigger our chatbot?)
Anybody else?